BORING!
needs moar danger
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I can add in a danger wank, if it helps?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)

carry on then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

There's no danger if it's in your bed.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

it is if you've broken into someone else's house
and it's in their bed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Oh come on.
There's all sorts of danger if you play it right.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

There's no danger wanking in my bed unless I leave a sign on my unlocked front door saying come in I'm having a wank.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

webcam pointing at you
email the link to your dad/boss/vicar. Try and finish before they click on said link.

Youth of today, no dangerwank imagination.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Far to techie for me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)

phone up dad/boss/vicar
ask them to come round urgently as you're trapped in your room. leave door open. Try and finish before they get there.

Call up your local Jehovah's Witness chapter, do the same.

Leave a trail of sweets from the local primary school to your window and try and finish before a child or angry antipaedo mob gets there

Honestly, the possibilites are endless and you're really not trying, missy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I think I'm just too lazy : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)