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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bugger the riots!
Lets talk about happy things.

What's your favorite way to spend a Sunday.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:37, 68 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You mean other than shagging?

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)
No including shagging, with lots of details about how.

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Slightly hungover, fed breakfast in bed, dozy snuggles, a movie, popcorn and strawberry milkshake.

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)
If alone, all of the above and six hand-shandies.

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)
sleeping, usually
I'm so rock n roll
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)
BORING!
needs moar danger
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)
I can add in a danger wank, if it helps?

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)
carry on then

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)
There's no danger if it's in your bed.

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)
it is if you've broken into someone else's house
and it's in their bed
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Oh come on.
There's all sorts of danger if you play it right.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)
There's no danger wanking in my bed unless I leave a sign on my unlocked front door saying come in I'm having a wank.

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)
webcam pointing at you
email the link to your dad/boss/vicar. Try and finish before they click on said link.

Youth of today, no dangerwank imagination.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Far to techie for me.

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)
phone up dad/boss/vicar
ask them to come round urgently as you're trapped in your room. leave door open. Try and finish before they get there.

Call up your local Jehovah's Witness chapter, do the same.

Leave a trail of sweets from the local primary school to your window and try and finish before a child or angry antipaedo mob gets there

Honestly, the possibilites are endless and you're really not trying, missy.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I think I'm just too lazy : )

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)
In a field with a polearm in my hand
and a shield wall in front of me

(this doesn't sound too far from the riots, actually...less looting or real damage)
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)
you should totally mobilise you LARP Army against the looters.

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Happy Thing:
I'm going home at 3 :D
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Why?

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Because I work in Uxbridge and according to the rumours
Uxbridge is going to be all looty looty looty post 4pm.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Uxbridge????

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)
People have been arrested just down the road
Ruislip's had trouble etc etc. Looty looty looty
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)
It's kicking off!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84aWlfQRkfY
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Shagging
Sleeping
Sitting in the garden, reading a book
Sitting in the garden, reading a book with booze
Sitting in the garden, reading a book with booze and music.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)
As long as it's not shagging and reading a book.

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Wouldn't be able to balance it too well.
But I'll keep it in mind!

My books always fall off your back, anyway
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Gaffer tape it to his back.

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)
I'd like to answer sleeping in with someone
but more realistically, tea, lazy day in, a few drinks etc
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)

with
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)
I don't want to snuggle up inside someone :S

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)
You could hollow them out and wear them like a sleeping bag.

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Like Luke Skywalker

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)
why is everyone all up for relaxing sundays?
relaxing is dull
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)
sundays are for relaxing
other days are for adventure
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)
all days are for adventure

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Looting Argos.

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Are you from Coventry?

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)
nope
I'm not serious, either.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I kinda guessed that
There was an attempt at a riot in Coventry around 15 years ago. They looted Argos. That is all.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)
ah, fair dos
still, not much else worth looting in Cov.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)
I'm picturing a line of looters lying on their backs heading up the conveyor belt from the storeroom with their loot
All the police would have to do is divert the conveyor belt into the back of a van. I'm guessing this isn't how it went down though, what with it not being an episode of Scooby Doo.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)
I'm pretty certain the looters weren't as sophisticated as that

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Didn't even wait for their receipt to be stamped I'll wager

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)
They would've got away with it if it weren't for those pesky...
oh hang on, we're back to Scooby Doo again.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Stoned and listening to music
With nobody making any demands on me whatsoever.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I love Boris
"Are you directing that at me?"
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Rolling this out again

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Nice lazy morning with a cooked breakfast and an old B&W film
Take the kids for a walk to the park in the afternoon, maybe stop off at a beer garden for a cold pint of cider. Return home, stick some music on and get the Sunday roast going. Eat that and settle in for a bottle of wine and a couple more films before bedtime.

~wavy lines~
*returns to normal Sunday*
*continues taking stuff to the tip / decorating / getting ready for Monday*
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)
crying on the sofa with a crippling hangover
I mean, it's not something I enjoy, but I must sort of like it since it's how I spend every sunday
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)
How's the hairdo??
Saw it on FB.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)
itchy! I'm having to hide it because it looks a bit silly.
and the rest of my hair sticks to it like velcro.
but I like it, makes me feel PUNK
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Hell yeah! : )))

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)
only one IRL person was all "MAN THAT'S SO COOL"
but I like it, it makes me laugh
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Same with mine.
I've had some funny looks but I don't care.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I think yours looks brilliant, maybe if my hair were as long as yours, but I look like an oompa loompa

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)
hahahahahahahahaha
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IkWtMNBgf48
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I saw that earlier
it is proper special
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)
The best way to spend a Sunday by miles.
Is chilling out with your missus after both of you have been off your tits the night before/earlier that morning. There is no other best way. Sadly I haven't done this for a while. Altogether now, awwwwwwwwwww.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)
You and that nice girl not hook up then?

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)
The ginger one?
She came to the same thing as me on Saturday. Spoke to her for a while, 99% sure she wasn't interested at all. :( I completely fucked it up with another ace bird later the same evening, but I genuinely don't know how.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)
One tends to talk bollox on drugs.
Maybe it was that.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Wanking
I actually dream of a Sunday upon which I can stay in bed until I want to get up, then laze about watching films or playing Xbox, gradually incorporating beer into the routine. At no point should Ballroom practice, visiting relations, cleaning, tidying, preparing for the working week or discussing our fucking finances intrude.

Until that day, I wank.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
That's not just Sundays though, is it?

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Saturdays too
and the same logic can be applied to evenings on a shorter-term basis
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)
You should join me. We can have a danger wank together.

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I like to spend mine rioting
after church of course
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:45, Reply)
I spend my Sundays in the best way possible
At Twang Club (Me, Pooflkake and some mates at a pub playing guitar) until 4ish, long lazy bath and then a full roast dinner at the G/f's place.
Possible sexytiem as well.

Life is good
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:00, Reply)

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