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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My dear fellow.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:42, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Cue blurry focus; Cue Karen Carpenter singing about birds suddenly appearing; Cue slow-motion running through cornfields, arms outstretched!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:45, Reply)
because of abnormally short thighs
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)
They may be short but they're packed with fast-twitch muscle, dear. They go like steam-powered pistons!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:53, Reply)
as a cover for any nefarious shenanigans of your own? My neighbour's baby is really pissing me off with its nocturnal howling, so am thinking of throwing a bin through her window, followed by molotov cocktail. Unfortunately I live in VERY rural Sussex. I shall have to pay the instruction manual above close heed.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:48, Reply)
lead me to an old favourite by the Ruthless Rap Assassins - Mellow. Weird bossa-nova'ish confection but takes me back to happier times.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)
RAVE SAFE, BARA.
L80RZ
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)
require my services.
* non-sexual.
Natch too late
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:55, Reply)
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