I would be. I wouldn't know how to start a fire if my life depended on it.
I couldn't even keep charcoal going trying to grill out at the park.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

don't you have matches over there, yet?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:38, Reply)

well yeah, but I don't know how to keep a fire going
I've never even tried, sorry we're not all raving lunatics like you lot
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:45, Reply)

we're trained for it in the girl guides

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:49, Reply)

That's a good point.
Right, listen, yeah'. When I got to light up a fag, outdoors, it sometimes takes me like 20 flicks (getting more and more determind not to be beaten by mother nature and cousin cancer).... but if I wanted to set fire to a shop. Like, burn it out, properly, a massive shop that expands sevral shops worth of shops. I donno how to do it. I guess I'd go petrol station and fill up a can, but how'd I do it without going up in flames myself? That stuff goes WOOOSH.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)

put it in a bottle, stopper the bottle with a rag or something
light rag, throw bottle, run
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Without getting wasted on the fumes or it running down your arm as you over-arm throw it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)

throw it upright
make sure it's stoppered well
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)

^ terrorist ^

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)

it's only theory!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)

^ that's what all terrorists say ^

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Petrol in plastic bottles, surround them with clothes or rags, set fire to the rags.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)