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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:03, 259 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
really?
ignore it and watch the proms instead
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:05, Reply)
Nah I love it, it's fascinating.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)
the proms are pretty good, too
although I'm watching yesterdays I think

when I say watching, I mean 'have on in the background'.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:24, Reply)
it makes all the riot talk more dramatic, too

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:25, Reply)
I think Ride of the Valkyries would be a suitable soundtrack
For some petrol bombing action
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:28, Reply)
only if you were on a horse
or in a car lobbing stuff out of the windows as it drove past.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:30, Reply)
Would feel slightly Apocalypse Now.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:33, Reply)
what?
what's going on now?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:11, Reply)
Birmingham and Manchester are having a go tonight.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)
Manchester were late getting in on the act...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)
I hope Cheryl puts a stop to it.
tinyurl.com/3n34gyr
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)
So, how is everybody's evening shaping up?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Miss Beekers is making Brownies
We have True Blood to watch.
My new drums are on the way from Amazon.
It's all good thanks! Have you much fun and frolics planned this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Evening sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:37, Reply)
Good evening!
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:39, Reply)
A bit meh.
I think it's because of being back to normality after an excellent weekend. That always sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:39, Reply)
Yeah, we had a good weekend as well.
Few days off after this week though so I can grit my teeth and get through it.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I've done fuck all today really
despite it being reasonably warm out. My activities have been confined to laundry while it's fine out.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:44, Reply)
I would gladly have a lazy day.
I'll have to wait for the weekend sadly. I plan to spend most of it getting back into the swing of drumming.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:46, Reply)
I'm considering alcohol this evening.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:40, Reply)
I would very much like a glass of wine
But I'm being good, and it's fish and chips and pub tomorrow night.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:43, Reply)
I have beer.
And wine for later. Because I'm shit and have no self control.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:44, Reply)
I have a bottle of Malibu in the freezer
and I'm torn between fruit juice or pina colada.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Jealous!
I have been drinking a fair amount lately so one night off won't hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I haven't had one for a while
apparently we're celebrating tonight, so alcohol might be called for.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:51, Reply)
I am bored and listless
but I have to pack for edinburgh, finish tidying the bathroom and clean the pigs. I fear I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Shit!
That reminds me I have to go round the grandkids' and do my bunny sitting duty.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:39, Reply)
aww
remember to give it a cuddle. That's the best bit of pet sitting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:41, Reply)
The little bastards leg it as soon as they see me coming
I have to feed them in the morning and let them out, then I go back in the evening and make sure they're locked up again. I'm not sure if we have foxes round here, but I'll feel awful if they get eaten on my watch.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:44, Reply)
if you sit in the run with them for a bit they'll probably chill out

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:45, Reply)
It's not a run
it's a hutch.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:51, Reply)
then you're going to need the
potion that says 'drink me'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:57, Reply)

nn +mm
+h
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:49, Reply)
are you 5?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:51, Reply)
It's sort of kicking off in MK now.
Not really though.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:38, Reply)
did you push over one of the cows?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:38, Reply)
I think someone broke a window, local news is sending a helicopter now.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:40, Reply)
Oh dear
twitpic.com/63k04r

I'm thinking of taking my camera and going round my apartment building seeing if there's a view of anything kicking off. I'm not dumb enough to actually go outside.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:58, Reply)
jesus wept

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:22, Reply)
i'm so proud of my country right now

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:32, Reply)
I would be. I wouldn't know how to start a fire if my life depended on it.
I couldn't even keep charcoal going trying to grill out at the park.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:37, Reply)
don't you have matches over there, yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:38, Reply)
well yeah, but I don't know how to keep a fire going
I've never even tried, sorry we're not all raving lunatics like you lot
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:45, Reply)
we're trained for it in the girl guides

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:49, Reply)
That's a good point.
Right, listen, yeah'. When I got to light up a fag, outdoors, it sometimes takes me like 20 flicks (getting more and more determind not to be beaten by mother nature and cousin cancer).... but if I wanted to set fire to a shop. Like, burn it out, properly, a massive shop that expands sevral shops worth of shops. I donno how to do it. I guess I'd go petrol station and fill up a can, but how'd I do it without going up in flames myself? That stuff goes WOOOSH.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)
put it in a bottle, stopper the bottle with a rag or something
light rag, throw bottle, run
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Without getting wasted on the fumes or it running down your arm as you over-arm throw it?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)
throw it upright
make sure it's stoppered well
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)
^ terrorist ^

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)
it's only theory!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)
^ that's what all terrorists say ^

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Petrol in plastic bottles, surround them with clothes or rags, set fire to the rags.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Pic's gone.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:25, Reply)
No it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:36, Reply)
It was when I clicked it.
But it seems to be back now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:39, Reply)
a likely story

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:49, Reply)
It's true.
A message came up saying 'this photo no longer exists' and EVERYTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:52, Reply)
fat bird coming out of a looted poundland
with her cardigan stuffed full of Monster Munch

try this
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:37, Reply)
It makes me proud to be British.
My Granddad died for people like her. Well, technically he dropped down dead on the street after a heart attack bringing my mum back from the maternity hospital with my baby sister, but I defend my right to make cliched statements on a public forum.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:44, Reply)
got a shot of smoke over Moor St
just been told on FB there's a car on fire there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:38, Reply)
My aunt is so worried after last night that she stuck my cousin on a train to cornwall today

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:41, Reply)
lol, breaking into poundland to steal a multipack of monster munch.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Have a look what LiC
posted above
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Oh
I reserve the right to not read everything, and deffo not in order, as I hardlined a double dose of inflixnab and feel totally spaced out.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:06, Reply)
is that a harry potter spell?
it sounds like one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)
according to facebook the pub im in is on fire.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)
My pants are on fire but that's most nights to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)
They have a cream for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Yes but I usually have to buy a guy a beer before they'll let me have some.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Why not get a cleaning job at one of those spunk clinics
YOU'D REALLY CLEAN UP LOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)
It might be less hassle to wank off one of your dogs though

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I don't have a dog : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)
You should put a note in the newsagents window asking if anyone needs their dogs wanking off.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)
There must be a market for it the way Benji humps my mothers cushions.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)
You're never tempted to gobble it all down?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)
For science obviously

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)
A combination of science and curiosity surely.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)
She shouldn't admit to that on a public messageboard Al

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
She's admitted to worse.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)
I did have my suspicions that she did the nasty with Wet Ham Man

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Never with Wet ham man.
I have standards. They may be low but I do have them.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Don't you piss on his grave like that Rory
I put up with a lot of shit from you, but sometimes you go to far.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Not really.
It would be like sucking a pencil.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Poor Bobby :(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Creampielols

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
there's a riot in my pants and youre all invited.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)
OH NOES
rumour has it The Custard Factory is on fire.

www.custardfactory.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)
It deserves to be on fire for having such a stupid hip name.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)
...it used to be a custard factory

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)
it's not a euphemism for testicles

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)
But it isn't any more.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)
i think it really was one once
custard it well known for exploding, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)
It's nice to see that there is no evidence that Mark Duggan fired on police before he was killed.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I thought he was just a not so innocent bystander?
But then I haven't seen much news.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)
So he wasn't a piece of shit after all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Careful Rory
by that logic you should be next in line for an SO19 headache cure.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)
They can fudge it all of it's suicide by cop
I'd lol
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)
It doesn't mean he didn't point the gun at them

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)
This is true.
I kind of wish they hadn't given any details at all until the investigation was complete, it would stop all this wild speculation.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I think there was enormous pressure to make statements
both from the media and the guvmint.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I'm bored!
Tell me a story!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)
BGB Fucked Wet Ham Man
The truth is finally out
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
STOPITSTOPITSTOPITSTOPITSTOPIT!!!!!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
He made her moan like no other could

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
LIES!!!
I'll sue your ass Rory.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
that's not much os a story

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Fuck man he' an /ot leg
All the b3ta birds lusted after his 9inch piece of ham
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)
They met in a basement car park
BGB had just finished having a wee in the corner next to a dark blue Vectra Estate when Wet Ham Man opened the door from teh pedestrian entrance and saw her, teetering on her tip toes as she shook herself to get rid of the last few drops without catching them on her purple knickers.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)
She caught he eye and smiled and chuckled, it sounded like the rumble from a partially blocked sink.
"Ere, luv" She shouted "you aven't got a tissue you, av' yer?"

"Errr, no" he said, looking to one side and fidgetting with his car keys in his pocket.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
"Daaarn't worry about it luv!" She guffawed
and gave herself a quick wipe off with her left hand, before smearing it across the Vectra's windscreen, leaving a greast residue behind.

"Errrm, actually, that's my car" Said Wet Ham Man.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Psst!
I always carry tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Who is wet ham man?
must have been before my time
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
ONLY THE BEST LOOKIN GUY YOU@VE EVER SEEN, AND BIGGERS FUCKED HIM
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post785859
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)
what happened to weighted companion cube?
we got a flood of n3wbs and i forgot about that one
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)
I'm pretty sure that one was a sock puppet account.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)
wasn't it bobby?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)
weighted companion cube is now The Luggage.
Bobby was soul something, but he only lasted for about a day.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:23, Reply)
his name was matthew
foolishly his user name was wehttamman and he was deluged with pictures and references to wet ham until he fled.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)
It's taken me until now to understand the name.
MMMMMNNNGHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I like it when you're special.
Is your hot flatmate okay with all the scaryness of last night?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Yeah she's fine.
She's a tough girlie.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)
You sure she doesn't need a big strong man to come round and check her windows are shut properly.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Her "windows" are "shut tight" to you, young man.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:35, Reply)
I was going to volunteer Gonz actually
I'm down on the south coast at the moment, bit to far to come just to rattle a handle.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Hope it's not shambling inbred riots xxx

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)
She grinned eve wider, displaying the remains of the doner kebab she'd just eaten
fragments of grey meat stuck to her front teeth, with bits of onion stuck to the side of her mouth.

"Looks like I'd better 'make it up to you' then, doesn't it?" She said with a sly wink.

Wet Ham Man shifted nervously from one leg to the other.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
"Um, well, you know, there is something I've been wondering about you since I saw you" He said, his voice cracked and stuttered
as though he was working himself up for what was going to come next.

"Go on luv, I'm pretty unshockable" said BGB.

"It's just ... well, you see ..."

"Spit it out luv! Just so you know though, I don't"

"Okay, well, thing is, I've always wanted to push some wet ham up a ladies back passage, and then have her squeeze it out over my face while I wank myself off, then, just as I'm about to come, she sits down and mashes it into my nose and mouth"

BGB's eyes widened in surprise.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)
I'm very ambivalent about what it says if I click "I like this"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Drunk and horny
a dangerous combination.

What are we up to now, then?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
I'm being bullied on-line : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I'm only doing it because I love you.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I know : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I love you too
but that story ^ makes me feel physically ill.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I'm surprised it's not worse tbh.
Knowing Al's fervent imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Send in the Honda Accords!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Have I told you lately about my peak physical condition?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I just noticed this
and I'd like to refer the honourable gentleman to this post.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)
ARE YOU THEN LOVE?
I like it when you're drunk, you get all rowdy.
I bet you're looting the fuck out of your liquor cabinet as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
MOAR LOOTING!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I think everyone should know that b3th is a dirty looter, and is causing riots all over in her drunken state.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

l h t k
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)
hahahahahaha
THIS TOO
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I spent awhile going "skate? stake? rioks?"
I might have been drinking also.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)
I really shouldn't strikethrough myself
but that one was too easy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)
I keep going back and drinking pina colada
when I know it makes me feel sick.
Why do I do that, K? Why do I hate my body that much?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)
pina colada is a bink wank, you ought to have rum and coke

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I almost went for the rum and juice
but the pina colada won out in the end. I rather wish it hadn't.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)
It's never too late to switch!
But juice is shit as well. Best start taking straight shots. It's the only way.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I've finished now.
We have a bit of an early start tomorrow, and I don't want a hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
don't be silly
OFF WORK NOW, HAPPY CANDLEBUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)
very little
earlier on I had to tell the dr that I hadn't got any for months :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Did he leer and offer to give you some?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)
it was a she
and no
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)
How about, next month,
You, me, Blousie & Amberl all descend on the boys on the pier and see who can pull fastest?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Woohoo!
I reckon Amberl will win. She has youthful norks on her side.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Yeah, but we know more tricks...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I'm totally imagining being double teamed by you and Amberl.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)

you and Amberl DJ and Roota.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I'm totally going to bed now and dreaming that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Are the boys of weston
quality boys?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)
not so much...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Is that because he asked
or because he's the only person you feel you can talk to?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)
no, it was more
"...perhaps your caught something from a dirty willy" and I'm like :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Did you tell her your willy wasn't dirty?
Or did you just tell her you're a LARPer, and then she knew you weren't getting any?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I just wailled
ooOOOOOOoooooooOOooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)
I feel a bit odd to tell you the truth.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:23, Reply)
what;s up, mrs?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Not sure, I just feel a bit shitty.
Could do with a cuddle or a sleep. One will be forthcoming.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Well, that's not good : (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:36, Reply)
I'm just overtired and not hungry and feel a bit glup
which are signs that not all is well. Wheeeee!


crow, if you read this when you get home, I'm ok. Don't worry

I can cope with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:38, Reply)
*offers internet hugz from a creepy guy you don't really know*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Well, Twitter rumour mongering got me a free afternoon off
So I'm well happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
All is still quiet on the New Cross Front
and I rearranged my bedroom which is cool, akin to playing tetris, but cool.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)
'cool'

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Which clearly neither of us are, as the only two posting on here at this time of night.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:55, Reply)
and I won't for long
got a bath running and a dawning realisation of the things I have to do before tomorrow afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Whereas I'm back at this uncool time of night

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:58, Reply)
if you've been out
then you are cool.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:59, Reply)
although when you're 21
the acclaim of mid-thirties people is probably not that great
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I think I'm even past mid thirties
I'm officially 'late thirties'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:01, Reply)
technically So am I
but Cavey is a youngster.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:03, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:03, Reply)
*old bugger high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:04, Reply)
Yes, let us look down on the young.
I propose we arbitrarily decide that people are not people until they are at least 36.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:07, Reply)
this just proves that you're senile
and don't deserve an opinion on anything, unlike us vital young people
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:08, Reply)
you'll understand when you grow up young lady.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)
And Alzheimers sets in

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Nah, that's proper old people.
I'm that nice age in the middle where I'm right about everything, but my willy still works. well, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:12, Reply)
When you take the little blue pill

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Yes, when I take the red one
everything is less nice.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:16, Reply)
I looted a load of orange ones yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:18, Reply)
I'm just worked outamberl was 9
when the film I'm referencing came out, which is only slightly older than my son is now. I feel old, please kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:19, Reply)
The new intake of college students this year
were born while I was in my 2nd year of uni

one of the students' mums last year was the same age as me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:21, Reply)
i'm nearly old enough to be Aberl's dad.
in fact depending on birthdays it might even be legally possible.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:22, Reply)
to be honest I sitll think it's a bit weird that people
my age can be parents at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:24, Reply)
yes, me too

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:26, Reply)
The Matrix surely?
I remember watching that when it came out
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:22, Reply)
yup
and I'm sure it had to be at least a 12, making you a naughty girl.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:24, Reply)
It was a 15
it was good
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:27, Reply)
Have you rewatched it recently?
I did and my opinion went waaay down.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:29, Reply)
I still like it
but the sequels were dire
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:29, Reply)
Didn't even like those when they came out
and have not rewatched.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:30, Reply)
i watched it way after it came out
and I was not as impressed as I felt I should be. All that cyberpunk stuff was done before in books
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:30, Reply)
can we take this down there V and over there <?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:31, Reply)
no
how dare you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:32, Reply)
yeah!
...hang on
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)
*points and laughs*
You kids are so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)
you been out and partied already?
man, you're cool
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Hahaha
I just had two bottles of wine with dinner and dessert. I'm not out again until Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:03, Reply)
and I'm already abed and just checking in. did the whole yelling tits before bed not-quite-meme die while I was away?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:59, Reply)
i think we just forgot

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:01, Reply)
same thing in meme land
if it needs artificial resuscitation best to let it die. *sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:04, Reply)
matronly bosoms
I'm off to bed before my candle goes out.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:05, Reply)
night!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:06, Reply)
A final happy candle day from me!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:06, Reply)
and a first from me
sleep tight ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Anyone else watch Angry boys, what a series!

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:08, Reply)
no, but I'm seriously considering gettin g a TV licence again.
would you recommend it?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)
yes, have you seen my fb status, i gushed a bit/.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Hmmm, one sec.
Ahh, I'm sorry, but under the new ruling from the Council of Elders, you opinion does not count, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:14, Reply)
I'd like to point out that the council of elders are you
(almost asleep) and B3th (asleep)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:17, Reply)
And both senile
it's time for the young Captain
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:18, Reply)
yeah! It's time for us to
stick it to the man and take over teh asylum
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:19, Reply)
you'd feel differently if we lowered the age limit by a year and 2 days.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:20, Reply)
it's too late, man
you set it, you live with the consequences
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:21, Reply)
* unilaterally lowers COE membership age limit by 1 year and 2 days*
Ha ha, welcome to old age.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:25, Reply)
*visibly withers*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:25, Reply)
*raises limit again*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:29, Reply)
*unwithers*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:30, Reply)
just like the old
to forget previous limits and definitions ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:29, Reply)
you young whiper snapper
Why, when I was your age..... Well, I was a bit of a tit actually.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:33, Reply)
nevermind

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:21, Reply)
oh, and i've not seen it either

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:21, Reply)
cracking album
I bet Monty hates it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Matrix conversation continuation
if there is any more to be said.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:32, Reply)
The Matrix is still good
though I haven't seen it in years. The sequels were awful though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:32, Reply)
i didn't hate them
but I never held the original in such high regard as many
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:32, Reply)
It was a decent film
and I think people forget what an impact it made back then
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:35, Reply)
I think that's the reason why so many people rememebr it as being
so good, it was the newness of it. I think it'd been out 3 or 4 years by the time I saw it. I'm not very good at seeing films
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:36, Reply)
I think I was more blown away by the coolness when it came out
but watching it now, the plot flaws bother me more, and as Cavey says, it's all been doem in books. one thing I'll say for the sequels is those suit things with the mini guns on where cool.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:36, Reply)
it's a decent film until the last few seconds
when Neo flies into the air. That's when I got the sinking feeling that the sequels would be poo.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:38, Reply)
i'm quite picky about plot/logic/science holes in films, especially SciFi
The is why, even though I am a Sci Fi fan I like almost no scifi films. Once I realised the impossibility of the whole humans as batteries idea, it stopped working for me. I'll be interested to see if I dis like inception in 10 years, love it now.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:41, Reply)
you just need to build a time machine

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:42, Reply)
please do not remind me of that travesty.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:43, Reply)
which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:43, Reply)
both of them.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:44, Reply)
I don't really care about the science flaws in sci-fi films
the ones that stick with me are the ones that are more about the people and humanity than technological concepts. I liked Solaris and Sunshine.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:44, Reply)
The plot never really mattered though I guess
the suit things were a bit old-hat for me, and the machine city was just bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Old had, but fun.
For me the plot almost always matters, must be an old people thing. night night.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:42, Reply)
have you seen Dark City?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:43, Reply)
*capitulates*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:32, Reply)
Bouncing boobies!
The cocoa has kicked in and I must shuffle towards my bed. I'll try not to peg it in the night. have fun youngsters.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:38, Reply)
sleep well, grandad!
I plan to stay up for at least a minute longer
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:39, Reply)
wait til you get to my age youngster
you won't find it so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:41, Reply)
weren't you going to bed?
Or did you forget?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:42, Reply)
people keep replying to me and I can't let things lie
but i'm going now before my typing gets even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:44, Reply)
Really?
I don't think you can ever leave
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:44, Reply)
she won't let you

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:45, Reply)

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