She grinned eve wider, displaying the remains of the doner kebab she'd just eaten
fragments of grey meat stuck to her front teeth, with bits of onion stuck to the side of her mouth.

"Looks like I'd better 'make it up to you' then, doesn't it?" She said with a sly wink.

Wet Ham Man shifted nervously from one leg to the other.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

"Um, well, you know, there is something I've been wondering about you since I saw you" He said, his voice cracked and stuttered
as though he was working himself up for what was going to come next.

"Go on luv, I'm pretty unshockable" said BGB.

"It's just ... well, you see ..."

"Spit it out luv! Just so you know though, I don't"

"Okay, well, thing is, I've always wanted to push some wet ham up a ladies back passage, and then have her squeeze it out over my face while I wank myself off, then, just as I'm about to come, she sits down and mashes it into my nose and mouth"

BGB's eyes widened in surprise.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I'm very ambivalent about what it says if I click "I like this"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)