I think cricket would be much
more exciting if the losing team had to be smeared in linseed oil and bite on bails whilst the winners took turns to steal their innocence with bat-handles and stumps.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That is both brilliant and incredibly upsetting
A bit like series 5 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Strikethroughs
BUFFY IS SHIT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)

*constructs accurate but simplistic argument, remembering target audience*
No it isn't, you cretin
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

The series with Glory and Dawn appearing?
That was 'fucking shit' (apart from 'The Body' and maybe some other episodes)
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I disagree
However I will concede that the argument works better if you prefix "series 5" above with "The episode 'The Body' from"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Many
sports would surely be more titillating (and no doubt played with more passion) if the vanquished were to become the sexual chew-toy of the the victor. Rugby League and boxing immediately spring to mind. Mixed-doubles tennis for the hetero crowd.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I am a mite appalled that you haven't yet mentioned women's beach volleyball
in this otherwise excellent plan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Womens Volleyball FTW

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:29, Reply)