my boss has managed to fucking piss me off so bad I may punch him in his fat mouth the next time he says something dickish to me

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oddly, your boss just phoned me and said.
'I really don't like Kristine, I hope she punches me in my fat mouth so I can get her locked up in the state penitentiary. Fuckin' N-Dubz my ass'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:01, Reply)

no but really, he asked for his coffee this morning, I handed it to him, he spilt it on himself and yelled at me for filling it too full, then asked how stupid can I be
that's been one of many things said today

"This is one fucking thing I won't miss when you're gone, coming in here and the fucking caps lock is off"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I hope you replied with
'Not as fucking stupid as the cunt who is covered in coffee'

Or is calling your boss a 'fucking cunt' frowned upon in your part of the world? Over here, we'd get sacked for not calling the boss a cunt at least 9 times a day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)

calling anyone a cunt is extremely bad

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Well tell the lazy fucker to get his own coffee.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:11, Reply)

what a twat.
If you weren't already leaving, I'd advise you to walk.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:09, Reply)

*breathes slowly in and out*
I think I might have a little cry, I can't take it
*fans self*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I used to do that when I was teaching
but I couldn't bring myself to leave. Once they'd forced the issue, I felt so much calmer. Aside from the whole unem,ployed thing, you'll feel so much better once you're out of there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Oh man, you should hide smoked fish behind the heating systems.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:26, Reply)

The man's a cunt
but then you knew that. Be glad you;re leaving, you deserve better.

Also, as for the caps lock, he's a moron and you are right.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:12, Reply)