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I would like to see you happy, just to see what it's like, just the once....... what would make you happy?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:50,
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My brownies to turn out just right.Then you'd admire my baking skills when I bring them on Saturday.
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girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:52,
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That would be nice, I'm going to try and mike ice cream again tonight, voilit flavour, to go with elderflower jelly and rose syrup drizzle. It'll be like eating a flower arangement.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:57,
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I decided on the mains today, I'm going to make butternut squash and ricotta ravioli with some garlicy/chili spinage.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:59,
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Sound delicious. I've just cut them and tried some.I do believe they're perfect.
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girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:59,
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Oh luuuu UHHHHHH ush !Can't wait =D
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:03,
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A nice jobor a good steak
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:58,
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I didn't realise you like a good steak, maybe possibly hopefully one day I could make a steak for you with home made chips and a creamy mustardy sauce ?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:00,
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Everyone likes a good steakrare and delicious. I'm sure you make excellent steak :)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:01,
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It would be both a pleasure and desire to cook you a nice steak.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:04,
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I guess not =(This is the last time I ever try to make someone happy again.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:14,
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horseradish on steak is possibly one of the most wonderful things ever(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:04,
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Deffo, I've looked for horseraddish in shops but it's so hard to find =(I want to make strong enough horseraddish to make your eyes water.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:07,
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I buy the stuff already packaged, they sell it in the refrigerated section in stores here.(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:22,
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What do you mean already packaged?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:26,
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like shredded and packed into a liquid in a bottle(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:30,
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Oh, no, it's a vegtable, well, a root. I want it in that form.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:23,
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how can you buy one that's spicier than the other? is there an actual way to tell the difference?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:45,
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Gonz is winding you up K.They are actually made from embarrassed equine.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:47,
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No, it's not a chinese ingredient.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:26,
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It is Japanese and they often stock Japanese ingredients.(
girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:28,
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Ahhhhh, as in, wasabi. I didn't think of that, I think japanese horseraddish is green and different from european.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:24,
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that's just how it should be(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:25,
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I tend to go with colman's english mustard with a steakjust because it's really hot
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:29,
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Get on this Vipros.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tewkesbury_mustard
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:47,
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Can't you get horseradish sauce in most supermarkets?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:13,
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a lighthouse by the sea(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:07,
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like that 'round the twist' telly ship?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:12,
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- ghosts and australians(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:13,
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No one who lives in a lighthouse isn't a fruitloop. Just look at the riddle master from Fort Boyard.
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For just one of my dastardly schemes to work out the way I think it will.And not end in disaster like they always do.
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easy fagan(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:13,
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Fegan did the worst thing for jewish relations in the 20th century.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:17,
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who did the best?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:20,
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I donno, I'm not really interested in anything between dinsaurs and WW2, time wise.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:26,
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I'd like to be a mermaid, a sleek one pleasethat would make me happy
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:22,
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there's fat ones on The Little MermaidI'm already fat, I'd like to be a sleek, thin mermaid
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:26,
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They used to say that Manatees are where the legend of the mermaid comes from.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:25,
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Hi ya!How are you Blousie - How was your weekend?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:27,
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Have a few days off the chemicals then!What were the highlights of the weekend?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:31,
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The music and seeing DG and tourettes again.They are awesomes.
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girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:32,
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Woo-Hoo!I don't imagine the pier will be as much fun.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:33,
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I am very much looking forward to the trip.Truefact!
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girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:41,
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I want to punch a donkey and shoot a seagull.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:43,
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If punching poor animals isn't acceptable.Can we go here? maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Knightstone+Road,+Weston-super-Mare&sll=53.344055,0.263838&sspn=0.000788,0.001808&ie=UTF8&ll=51.352273,-2.985446&spn=0.000824,0.001808&t=k&z=19&om=0
We could play crazy golf. It'll be crazy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:46,
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Bristol has crazy golf covered.www.junglerumble.co.uk/jungle_rumble_bristol.html
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:49,
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Oddly. I don't know anyone who has ever been to it.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:51,
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I'd like to sample some of your cookingI like your ideas.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:26,
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One day ! Deffo ! That'll be cool =D(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:27,
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it'd be good to do a b3tan come dine with me(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:28,
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I'd <3 this.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:27,
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Also having relations with Sali Hughes or Jessica Carter-Morley would make me happy.Especially the latter. *swoons*
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Do the violet Ice cream and elderflower jelly at the weekend and I will be a happy bunny.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:35,
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Doing the ice cream now =DDDDD And I think I'll do the jelly tonight when I'm done using my container.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:27,
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Lots of money and sexand maybe chocolate.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:41,
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So a trip to the pier isn't even in the top two.Have a word with yourself.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:42,
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I'll be honestat the moment, I'd settle for my face not exploding, and my team not getting humped.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:00,
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Why is your face about to explode?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:01,
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hormones, I think.I look like a female Stephen Hendry.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:03,
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Could be worse.You could look like Stephen Gately and be DEAD.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:04,
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I can provide two out of free.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:27,
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Would you rather have everything in the world be free to you, or 20 trillion pounds?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:38,
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wouldn't they both equate to the same thing?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:40,
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Kindda, I guess.But if you had to choose.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:42,
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then....everything free, I guess. Wouldn't have to bother with carrying money around.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:46,
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I found a difference.You wouldn't be able to give a lump sum to a charity or friend.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:01,
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my boss has managed to fucking piss me off so bad I may punch him in his fat mouth the next time he says something dickish to me(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:55,
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Oddly, your boss just phoned me and said.'I really don't like Kristine, I hope she punches me in my fat mouth so I can get her locked up in the state penitentiary. Fuckin' N-Dubz my ass'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:01,
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no but really, he asked for his coffee this morning, I handed it to him, he spilt it on himself and yelled at me for filling it too full, then asked how stupid can I bethat's been one of many things said today
"This is one fucking thing I won't miss when you're gone, coming in here and the fucking caps lock is off"
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:04,
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I hope you replied with 'Not as fucking stupid as the cunt who is covered in coffee'
Or is calling your boss a 'fucking cunt' frowned upon in your part of the world? Over here, we'd get sacked for not calling the boss a cunt at least 9 times a day.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:06,
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Well tell the lazy fucker to get his own coffee.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:11,
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what a twat.If you weren't already leaving, I'd advise you to walk.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:09,
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*breathes slowly in and out*I think I might have a little cry, I can't take it
*fans self*
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:10,
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I used to do that when I was teachingbut I couldn't bring myself to leave. Once they'd forced the issue, I felt so much calmer. Aside from the whole unem,ployed thing, you'll feel so much better once you're out of there.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:13,
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Oh man, you should hide smoked fish behind the heating systems.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:26,
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The man's a cuntbut then you knew that. Be glad you;re leaving, you deserve better.
Also, as for the caps lock, he's a moron and you are right.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:12,
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Are you cheering for Porridge FC against Bacon United?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:15,
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It must be like the battle of the breakfasts.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:17,
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I just made violat custard to turn into ice cream.It's very custardy at the moment.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:25,
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I've never made custard before, I wanted to make ice cream. I was making it thinking "Hay, this is custard" and now "OH MAN, I'VE MADE CUSTARD", except I'm going to put it through a cold machine.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:25,
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custard doesn't usually have cream in it, does it?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:27,
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I think it's normally made with milk and custard powder. I guess custard powder (which, incidently, is the most explosive thing you can buy in a shop) must be dried egg yolks and cream.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:32,
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I always make ice cream by making custard firstmilk, double cream, eggs, sugar, vanilla. The cherry and amaretto one I made was fucking lush.
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Blousie!!!!I totally enjoyed my lunch today.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:54,
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I just went to pizza express.I had a pizza. They sell them there.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:55,
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I am happy Blousie.Have you had Tuna Surprise recently? I miss your tuna surprise updates.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:02,
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You know where else tehy sell them? Tesco.One large Pizza Express pizza, one side (wedges, dough balls, garlic bread), one pudding, one bottle of wine - all for ten of your english pounds. Not bad, we thought.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:06,
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Oh Berk, I can make custard, you can make custard..... I'm turning it into ice cream, you turn it into ice cream.....I fancy you, you aren't disgusted by me...It just seems to me like it's a good foundation for a fling, maybe one of those fleeting summer ones like that movie about the guy who got killed by bees.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:04,
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Reads.....'Berk, Gonz wants to cover you in his special royal jelly'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:06,
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