Darth'll join you.
Although you might find yourself eating alone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

and he'll have to pretend to be asleep in the next bed with the duvet pulled up over his head listening to the horrors of Darth boffing a sailorboy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Surely he'd be the receiver?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I'm vague on the details, all I know is the sheets will have to be thrown away the next day

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)

He's probably the sort of bloke with ear rings and a face.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Hey!
I have earrings and a face!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Yeah', but your voice is at the right octave.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)

and how would you know?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)

I hacked your voicemail.
BTW, your father says you've run out of bog roll and asked if you can pick some up on the way home. I think he was your father, he called you sweetie-pie and sounded old.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)

omg
that's so spooky, cos we're running low on bog roll, and my old man does call me sweetie (when he wants something).

*worries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Get him some extra soft stuff, show him you care.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)