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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I disagree.
I was watching it the other day and thought it was great. As is the Professionals.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
How many times has a copper said to you "Get yer trahsers on, you're nicked!"?
3 times for me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:38, Reply)
Twice today already.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:40, Reply)
Good skills!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:47, Reply)
PS I was told that your mum is a 'Professional'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:41, Reply)
I'd heard she doesn't mess about.
Reasonable rates too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:46, Reply)
I heard she could suck a golf ball through a hose
and that she has a gash like a pink rugby sock.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:48, Reply)
Good film quote there Monty
*awestruck by your degree of being into film*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)
She can suck the chrome off a bumper
and her gash is more like a freshly dug sod.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)
I heard she has a flange like a bag of giblets
and that it smells like Portsmouth at low tide.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)
*sobs*
Smells like a Hampshire town? How very DARE you?

I have it on good authority that only the worst sort of cunts come from Hampshire towns.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)
We Hampshire types actually regard Portsmouth as part of France.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Bien sur.
Ce n'est pas le ballon du chien!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Errr, La Rochelle. Cahier. Vichy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)
This isn't a dog balloon?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Erm. Yeah?
This is a derivative Portsmouth French.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Je ne comprend pas

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)
Moi aussi.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)
You're Australian?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)
You're Australian!?!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)
Just beat you to it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)
Judging by the Spinnaker Tower, they are trying to sail it back there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

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