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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Have you ever been to a Harvester before?
I went a 'Berni Inn' in about 1982. Incredibly, I found it to be dreadful.

Alt: Apart from the obvious 'hanging' and 'the birch', what, in your considered opinion, should 'they' 'bring back'?

Alt alt: Do you think the reintroduction of National Service would do the nation some good, or is combat-training a load of feral hooligans a fucking terrible idea?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:20, 203 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Before what?
Sex?
Burning it to the ground?

I can't believe you ended a sentence with a preposition.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:22, Reply)
He can preposition me anytime he likes.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:24, Reply)
I am not personally responsible for Harvester's advertising copy, you blithering dimwit.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:31, Reply)
Probably, pre-veggie period.
But I have no recollection.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:22, Reply)
'Veggie period'? Ugh. I bet that involved some 'leeking'.
LOL!!!!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:24, Reply)
Lol indeed!

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:25, Reply)
Seven spiced prawns in Harvester are Manna from heaven.
Alt: The cane.
Alt alt: We do not need heavily armed and well trained hoodies on the streets, hold on....
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:25, Reply)
They should bring back Tiswas and the other adult one who's name escapes me.
If Tiswas was back on the TV there would be no hooliganism because everyone would be happier.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:26, Reply)
'Love Thy Neighbour'.
My brother has a DVD of that - we were disappointed to discover that it wasn't the jaw-dropping racist classic it is claimed to be. Instead all the jokes seem to be at the expense of the 'honky'. Very disappointing - although hearing someone say 'nig-nog' repeatedly in a sitcom is rather entertaining.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:28, Reply)
"Darkie" get's trotted out quite a bit I seem to recall.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:30, Reply)
Not unlike the past five days then.
OH KNOW I DI'N'T!!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:31, Reply)
Haha.
You totally went there.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:32, Reply)
In fact they should bring back the seventies.
You can't run away from the police very fast wearing flared trousers.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:33, Reply)
I definitely think the "cane" and "slipper"
should be brought back in to schools.

Like in the 70's. 'member the 70's?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:35, Reply)
Hahah
Remember shoes?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:35, Reply)
Shoes?
We were too poor for shoes. We only used to get electric for 4 days a week!!!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:37, Reply)
Remember weeks?

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:37, Reply)
Yeah
4 DAY WEEKS! Kids today don't know they're born.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:39, Reply)
In all seriousness I believe The Sweeney to be one of the best television programmes ever.
It was unremittingly grim and watching it really transports me back to the 70s.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:35, Reply)
It hasn't aged well though.
The Professionals on the other hand.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:36, Reply)
I disagree.
I was watching it the other day and thought it was great. As is the Professionals.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:37, Reply)
How many times has a copper said to you "Get yer trahsers on, you're nicked!"?
3 times for me.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:38, Reply)
Twice today already.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:40, Reply)
Good skills!

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:47, Reply)
PS I was told that your mum is a 'Professional'.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:41, Reply)
I'd heard she doesn't mess about.
Reasonable rates too.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:46, Reply)
I heard she could suck a golf ball through a hose
and that she has a gash like a pink rugby sock.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:48, Reply)
Good film quote there Monty
*awestruck by your degree of being into film*
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)
She can suck the chrome off a bumper
and her gash is more like a freshly dug sod.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)
I heard she has a flange like a bag of giblets
and that it smells like Portsmouth at low tide.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)
*sobs*
Smells like a Hampshire town? How very DARE you?

I have it on good authority that only the worst sort of cunts come from Hampshire towns.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)
We Hampshire types actually regard Portsmouth as part of France.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Bien sur.
Ce n'est pas le ballon du chien!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Errr, La Rochelle. Cahier. Vichy.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)
This isn't a dog balloon?

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Erm. Yeah?
This is a derivative Portsmouth French.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Je ne comprend pas

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)
Moi aussi.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)
You're Australian?

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)
You're Australian!?!

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)
Just beat you to it.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)
Judging by the Spinnaker Tower, they are trying to sail it back there

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)
GOOD NEWS MONTY
They're making a film of The Sweeney. I know you'll like this because you're into film. And you will LOVE who they've cast in it. See if you can guess. Hint: they were looking to cast a grumpy, hard-case Cockernay.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:49, Reply)
Is it Ray "The Daddy" Winston?

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)
Nah, it's 'Jedward'.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:54, Reply)
My first choice.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)
Spot on, sir
His partner will be played by Plan B. Very brave move, making one half of the Sweeney a bender.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)
Plan B?

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:05, Reply)
The rapper-turned-crooner
or whatever he calls himself. He's a pop star, basically. He was in Harry Brown. He looks like a complete thug which is a start. Unless he shaves, in which case he looks about 5
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)
I found him to be entirely believable in Harry Brown.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)
I must admit I've not seen it
Seemed a bit too "Geriatric Carter" at first glance. As such my initial disdain at the idea of Plan B being cast in The Sweeney is purely of the "fucking pop stars thinking they can act" variety.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)
I think he's better at acting than he is at music.
Mind you, Helen Keller is better than him at music.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Helen Keller references should be brought back.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)
I heartily endorse this statement
I don't see why Hawking should have dominion on the mong jokes
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:30, Reply)
I know, right?
I am going to call his wife and get her to slap him about for a bit.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)
Deacon's been hogging the limelight for too long.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)
Deacon was in something of a lull until his recent internet renaissance
as endorsed by one M. Boyce of this parish. Dashed decent of you to encourage equality amongst other notable mongs
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Oh wicked!
'Nic' Cage is going to be simply brilliant as 'guv'.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:54, Reply)
OTT

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)
Thank you that man.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)
My Pleasure

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)
The Harvester's current godawful TV advertisements have put me right off
Plus we eat out fairly infrequently, if the missus chooses it's ALWAYS sushi and if she asks me to surprise her I am not going to take her to a fucking Harvester.

Alt: Caprica. And Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:51, Reply)
I'd take your Mrs up the Harvester!

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:54, Reply)
She'd have you for breakfast sunshine
If she wasn't vegetarian
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)
I'm fairly confident that I have not.
Alt: Home Economics. Teach the little shitbags how to cook. Maybe bring back respect for teachers too, lessen the need for the cane?

Alt Alt: Up until now, I think it would be a good idea. Now I'm not so sure. Perhaps send them for a full psych evaluation before they leave, if they're going to be a hooligan, make them repeat the entire thing.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)
Nope, give them the cane.
Alt alt: Suicide booths?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)
You are Bender AICMFP

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)
Harvester has the best advert ever.
Everytime I see it I want to help myself to salad, all the salad that I want.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)
It's just so clever. Whoever made that ad should in no way be executed.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)
They should be given all the salad they can help themselves to.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:05, Reply)
Me, you, naked, tarpooling, crunchy onion bits, red devil sauce...... think about it, don't dismiss it outright.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)
tarpooling sounds like an extreme sport

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)
I think it's like car pooling.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Very sensible
As long as you keep all the windows up and recycle the air, otherwise everyone gets wet
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)
It was popular
with mammoths
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)
Alt alt: Only if there's an actual war to send them to
Maybe we could re-conquer some of those provincial little places we had to give back when we disbanded the Empire. Like India.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:09, Reply)
If we took back India, Canada, USA and Australia
we could ship the bastards out, like we used to.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)
I like this idea
Let's make Australia a "Britain B" where people who loot, riot and actually think Jeremy Kyle is a real person can be sent. Although we may have to start bringing in Scots to work in our fast food restaurants
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)
+provide norkage lols on b3ta +shack up with scousers

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)
They've not done a very good job of self-rule.
cf Rhodesia, Abyssinia etc.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)
London, etc.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)
As the wanker in my office has taken to calling it:
Londinistan. Tool.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)
I suggest you hand-deliver a fresh and steaming bot-dog to his desk immediately.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:16, Reply)
I have to watch my step as he is Chinese
and my track record in this area is patchy, at best.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)
Best to avoid mentioning all der hevvenwee gworwee then.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)
Needs MOAR human rights violations

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

India Endor

/missedthepointlolz
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)
Ewoklols

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)
*wanks into a jester's hat*

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)
*checks calendar*
Yep, wanking into a hat Thursday is here again
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)
Nope
Alt: Scary teachers. Kids aren't scared of teachers any more

Alt Alt: No, not at all. The thought of those window lickers with live ammo is too terrifying to consider
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)
Even now, if I were to go back to school and meet my Maths teacher from years 8 & 9
I'd still feel about an inch tall. That man frightened me.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:16, Reply)
This^
Mrs Armstrong *shudders*
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)
Any man calling himself 'Mrs Armstrong' is frightening indeed.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)
This is actually closer to the mark than you think

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)
My maths teacher punched me once
but then again he did legally change his name to Slazengear Wolf
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)
My IT teacher got punched in the face
Does this help?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)
My IT Teacher was called Mr, Shern
he was more commonly known as "Eric"
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Hahaha that's excellent

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)
An acquiantance of mine has a surname of Ellis
Hence his nickname is Sif
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)
My Science Teacher at Cornwall College was a Dr Michael Hunt
and he really did prefer to be called Mike

www.cornwall.ac.uk/cc/index.php?page=_Research&researcher_id=27&researchername=Dr_Michael_Hunt_BA%20MSc%20PhD%20PGCE
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Mr Mayall the maths teacher
You could hear him yelling at a maths class from the humanities block 100 yards away. He was a scary man who stank of strong booze all day and genuinely had a bottle of whiskey in his bottom drawer.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)
Devilled kidneys and port for breakfast

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)
You are so right.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)
*votes*
there is a place near my office that does this.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Speaking as a vegetarian's bitch, I have never devilled a kidney
or anything else for that matter. How does one do so?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)
Lots of hot spices and fry in butter I think
Not had them but sounds fucking lovely!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)
As far as I'm aware sporters is correct
it is simply a term for heavily spicing something; also see eggs
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)
I am going to find me some kidneys at the weekend
/ripperlols
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)
Hell yes.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)
I used to work in an office with a Harvester downstairs
I went there one christmas eve as I was working and decided that getting drunk was allowed.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)
Getting drunk at work on Christmas Eve is compulsory

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)
I went to a harvester once
When asked how I wanted my steak cooked I said "Bleu" when it was bought out to me it was medium to well done at best. I complain that I had ordered it bleu and was told that they didn't cook it that way here, I pointed out that my till receipt said "blue" on it and that a well done steak is pretty far away from Bleu and if they didn't cook it bleu I'll have one rare. they bought me out another steak that was cooked medium. I pointed this out and left.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)
I'd feel bad sending a steak back in a Harvester.
They only ask to try and enhance the dining experience. They are not really in the "cook a good steak" business.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)
I've not had a bleu steak in a restaurant before, always rare
I shall remedy this next time as I always have a "bit of bleu" in the house
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)
The nearest hotel to us has chef who prides himself on his bleu steaks
I go there more than my wallet should allow
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)
You should have asked in English

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)
I should think you would need a basic grasp of French
if you are going to work in a Harvester. No?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:30, Reply)
OK I'll ask.
Why?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)
Because you're gay and no-one likes you.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Gay
and French.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)
German. Gay and German.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)
Because you look like David Bellamy's less-good-looking brother.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)
Gwapple his gwapenuts, Cwiss!

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)
Oh Christ, it's Lenny Henry...

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:43, Reply)
Hahaha!
Look at your hair and scwatchy beard!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)
+n

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)
I thought of this one also

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)
Every steak they serve is 'bleu', in that this is what you say when you take a bite.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)
badumtish

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)
If you go to a Harvester what the fuck are you expecting?
The waiting staff there will have no clue how to do differentiate between the steaks, it's the chef you should have admonished.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)
It was my first time in a harverster and it was many years ago
how was I supposed to know. I didn't admonish the waitress, I told her I wasn't happy with how my steak was cook and sent it back. I didn't kick off or shout at anyone
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)
You should have crapped in the salad cart.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Could you not tell when you walked in and kids were colouring in?
I'm glad you were nice to the waitress they get a lot of shit off people. Well at least you learnt(ed)? your lesson in the end.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)
When I went in there were only about 3 other people there.
Should have set off alarm bells really.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)
We don't have Harvester here.
I wish they had those "Nerd strings", where you could just, bite off a chewy, yummy, tangy section of Nerdvana.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:44, Reply)
Yep. I only popped in for a drink, and it was as depressing as a bad Wetherspoons.
Alt: Despite being a non-smoker, smoking in jazz and blues clubs. They're not the same without that (artificially created) certain atmosphere.

Alt alt: Bloody awful idea. Sends completely the wrong message to our own citizens and the world as a whole at a time when we're trying to present ourselves as a civilised, peaceful democracy. Though I believe in Germany, 'National Service' has been replaced by a compulsory term of Community Service. I don't necessarily agree with it, but I could get behind that much faster than compulsory military training.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:44, Reply)
You would not survive military training, you limp wristed toff.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:49, Reply)
Haha

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)
I say it with love and as a truth, not with any malice.
I fully admit to also probably not being able to survive military training.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:52, Reply)
I'd like to give it a try
But I'm mildly worried of being labelled 'Gomer Pyle'
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)
I don't geddit?

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)
15000 miles will do that to you

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)
*sigh*
000 miles

+"
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)
It's from 'Full Metal Jacket'
One guy in the marine training program is useless, and is heavily abused, until he cracks. The Sergeant keeps calling him 'Gomer Pyle'
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)
^ 'FILM'

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)
A film you directly quoted from a little way up this thread, no less

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)
No I didn't. I used a fairly commonplace phrase which I am certain has been in circulation longer than that film.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)
I suppose you're old enough to have been using it before the film was released
I would argue that the popularity of "golf balls through a garden hose" would be attributable to the film in some small part at least, however.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)
I was extremely tempted to put a few quotes in there
But decided against it.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)
oh. Yeah. Right. that makes sense. /ac

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Hahaha
Sorry Crow
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:52, Reply)
I think a non militarised version is what a lot of people mean these days anyway

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)
Do they? I didn't.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)
It's certainly the governent's thought

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)
My Swiss pal said his National Service was superb.
Never smoked so much weed before or since, apparently.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)
Tony?

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)
Most the french love it because they teach you how to drive.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)
It becomes apparent that Parisians are exempt from it then

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)
I've just had a Krispy Kreme Lemon Meringue Pie doughnut, it was absolutely godly
That is all.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:54, Reply)
internet fatty lolz and rolls

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Worth it.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)
No it wasn't, it may have been tasty, even delicious
but you shouldn't use phrases like that so lightly, it devalues them. But White Pony by the Deftones is a masterpiece.

/Bobby
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)
I was just about to write something remarkably similar you cuntrag!
morning broseph, you well?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)
Yeah no complaints thank you buddy
Looking forward to watching more of The Wire tonight with some weights. Am very impressed so far. How are you keeping?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Have you started watching it?
Not bad, full up of cold and really struggling to get the motivation to go out on my bike. But have an evening of extraordinary geekiness ahead which I am looking forward to. Also not happy that both Cesc and Nasri are off today but nevermind.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)
Yeah, not sure what Wenger's playing at there
but then I never am any more. Recently made time for The Wire, loving it. Geekiness?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)
I told you it was good.
My mate has bought an old games workshop game we used to play when we were 12 and we are going to have a go. It was called Necromunda I thikn and was gang warfare.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Nice!
Must admit I wouldn't say no to a game of Hero Quest for the nostalgialols
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:29, Reply)
I used to play Hero Quest all the time

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)
I couldn't care less.
And their self titled was better.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)
It fucking was not!
It would have been as Minerva was a brilliant song, but they tried to be really electronica in places and for me it didn't work. Adrenaline was my second favourite, then around the fur.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)
I lost interest in them circa White Pony
Marked a point at which they seemed to start thinking they were Tool. Talk about ideas above their station. They were better when they were ripping off Korn
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)
There are so many things wrong with this statement that I am going to choose to simply ignore it
as to tackle it head on will make my cock fall off.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)
you and I are in agreement.
Adrenaline and Around the Fur were easily the better albums.

They were never as good as Korn either.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Agreed on all counts
It really pissed me off that a lot of their songs, notably My Own Summer, went on for at least thirty seconds longer than necessary. And that Back To School nonsense was absolutely inexcusable. You could almost hear the cash registers ringing in the background.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:30, Reply)
back to school was a grotesque pile of tripe
the thing with them is that they forgot that Chino can't sing, and that none of them (apart from Chi) are any good on their instruments.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)
I found it highly amusing when they added a DJ to their ranks back when the likes of Limp Bizkit were employing scratching and samples
and then gave him precisely FUCK ALL to do
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Limp Bizkit are fucking excellent live
It seems someone else shares your viewpoint
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)
they really aren't
really really aren't
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Saw them this year, they really really were.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)
I saw them last year or the year before
and they were absolutely fucking terrible.

Even worse than I expected, which is saying something.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)
This year they were fantastic
Came on stage with huge smiles, played a couple of cracking tunes, before admitting they had no set list, so what did we want to hear? Turned into pretty much a greatest hits set, superb.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)
his voice is fucking terrible though
it's like it unbroke sometime between Significant Other and Chocolate Starfish
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)
I'm not sure anyone cared tbh
It was some of the most fun I've ever had seeing a band live, the mood was infectious, everyone was smiling.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Nice!
I'm suing the creator of that picture for intellectual property theft, though
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Korn have some brilliant stuff, but a fair few tracks are sub-par.
Shoots and Ladders being the one that comes to mind for the latter.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)
You'll have to take my word for this
but Shoots and Ladders was fucking brilliant when I first heard it at the age of 16. I will happily admit that it has not aged well. Some of the later stuff like Thoughtless and Freak on a Leash (obviously) still sounds awesome though
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:35, Reply)
some of the early stuff is still good too
Blind for example is a great song.

Korn's live version of Another Brick in the Wall by Floyd is marvellous
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Really?
I wasn't impressed by the album version, mite too ambitious I thought. But I haven't seen it live. The cover of Word Up, on the other hand, is great fun.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)
the live one is better definitely
Word up is indeed great fun
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)
The only Floyd track I like.
Blind still sounds good.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Thoughtless is one of, if not my favourite track by them
Freak On A Leash, as long as there is a decent amount of time between hearing it twice, is fine by me. But it's been so overplayed, it's ruined it.

That's why I tend to prefer Falling Away From Me, Make Me Bad, and other tracks, that while they're well known, they're not often played.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)
I agree with you about Freak on a Leash
same with Got the Life as well.

Falling away from me and make me bad are probably my favourite of their songs.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Got The Life is one track that demands to be played loud, I find.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)
As a metal DJ I must concur with your opinion of Freak on a Leash
See also; Killing in the Name. I never want to hear that song again. Ever.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Neither do I.
Because it's shit. Give them 'Testify', then tell them to fuck off.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)
I have the sad realisation that I've worked here for 14 years as of today
As such, I will be purchasing doughnuts for the chaps
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)
The one in Bristol had a duck pond and a Wurzel Gummidge statue.
Alt - Walnut Whips
Alt Alt - Might be worth a try. Just don't teach the really bad ones new tricks
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:02, Reply)
No, I haven't, thank you very much.
and I have no interest in finding out what a 'combo piri piri' is, or helping myself to 'all the salad that i want'. Or 'holding' the corn on the cob.

Alt: discipline. Parental responsibility. Community. And dog licences.

Alt alt: National service is a good idea, as long as it doesn't involve the army. There are a million and one community service projects that could benefit from some free labour, and supervising/training the oiks (prefereably with the shock of a bit of discipline) would create permanent jobs for grown-ups.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)
Are you advocating the use of cattle prods?

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Sounds like a good idea to me

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Sweet.

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:35, Reply)

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