Alt alt: Only if there's an actual war to send them to
Maybe we could re-conquer some of those provincial little places we had to give back when we disbanded the Empire. Like India.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:09, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If we took back India, Canada, USA and Australia
we could ship the bastards out, like we used to.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I like this idea
Let's make Australia a "Britain B" where people who loot, riot and actually think Jeremy Kyle is a real person can be sent. Although we may have to start bringing in Scots to work in our fast food restaurants
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

+provide norkage lols on b3ta +shack up with scousers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

They've not done a very good job of self-rule.
cf Rhodesia, Abyssinia etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)

London, etc.

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

As the wanker in my office has taken to calling it:
Londinistan. Tool.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I suggest you hand-deliver a fresh and steaming bot-dog to his desk immediately.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I have to watch my step as he is Chinese
and my track record in this area is patchy, at best.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Best to avoid mentioning all der hevvenwee gworwee then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Needs MOAR human rights violations

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

India Endor

/missedthepointlolz
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Ewoklols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)

*wanks into a jester's hat*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

*checks calendar*
Yep, wanking into a hat Thursday is here again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)