On returning from a work function
I was so pissed I smashed the mirror in the bathroom with my head and took the sink off the wall with my ample frame.

Then pissed the bed.

Good times.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This made me lol.
You spastic.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)

It was in a Munich hotel room.
Cost my firm £700 to fix.

Then it cost me £150 out of my wages for 4 months.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Oh dear...

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

So they paid £100 of it themselves?
JIMMY FUCKING HILL, YEAH?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

FUCK YOU, pedant.
They are rounding up/down discrepencies.

I've got the statements if you want to see them!!!!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

don't have a domestic before your party...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

That's two months away.
Plenty of time to fall out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)