You are such a merkin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:42, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

only savory pie I've had is chicken or turkey pot pie

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

you've missed out
steak and ale pie is fucking awesome. I'm making one tomorrow
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Pot pies are the fucking daddy.
A pie, yeah? With PASTRY on!!!!!

You can't teach that!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I don't think I've ever had a proper pie
such as, my mom buys the ready pie crusts from the freezer at the grocers to make her apple pies at christmas, and then she uses bisquick for the top of her pot pie
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

You should come to London
I'll make you an awesome chicken and chorizo pie.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Sounds shit.
But then again, I don't like pie.
In fact, I fucking hate gravy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

You can be hard work!
This is a pie thread. You can't come in here with your gravy hating ways!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

but I like blueberry pie, and blueberry pie doesn't have gravy

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Much to it's detriment.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

fuck off it's fucking delicious without gravy
what sort of mong cunt would put gravy on god damned blueberry pie
are you fucking crazy or something?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Stunsy here is a mong cunt on a scale almost incomprehensible to the human mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)

horrible bullying Montsbury Montzingleton

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

My favourite of all the bullyings.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

does chorizo work in a gravy
or is a drier type of pie?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

It's clearly whichever one you think is right.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

oh, man
I'm so burnt, right now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

*holds trophy aloft*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)

*studies*
I think you'll find you're holding that wrong.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Touche

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I'll be honest, chap, my heart's not really in it today.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)