Uncle Bob is a bender
Are we heading for another recession? Will the PIIGS crisis pull down the Euro and the rest of Europe? Are we all DOOOMED!

ALT: best kind of pie?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:04, 210 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alt: hairy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:05, Reply)

If this was QI this would have set off the buzzer
and Vipros would be watching
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)

If this was QI
Monty would be bent double behind the set saying to the host "Thank you Sir, may I have another.".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:09, Reply)

probably, who gives a shit.
it's probably irrelevant anyway.

fuckpie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:09, Reply)

*tickles under chin*
choocie choocie coo
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

you'd do fucking well to cheer me up right now.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)

What's up Badger, tell uncle Ape all about it....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)

this is not online discussion stuff, my dear chap.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)

ah well, hope you sort it all out old bean

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Cheer the fuck up.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Nah, he loves being a miserable cunt
keeps him going.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

are you talking to ape or me?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I sympathise with that. As I too am a miserable git.
But I just channel that into hatred and "hey presto", emotional outlet.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I think all traders who are being mental at the moment should be fired.
The FTSE100 is at a level that it was about 14 years ago, when comparing profits in the companies involved they're up 25% since then.
So basically we shouldn't have any recession at all, but the market isn't acting rationally.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)

But does their value have anything to do with that?
I think this is all about debt. The getting and servicing thereof.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)

That what I'm all about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)

What?

( Kroney, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Getting serviced
he loves it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

That is what I'm all about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)

You can say that again.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)

At the Phil.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)

You went into debt for those seats

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

They were great, though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Seats at the Phil?
Where were they?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I think we've got all the funny we can out of this meme
so you can stop Squeezing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Understood.
Is this the first time a meme has been declared dead?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Dead? It's just got a mild cold.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I think it got squashed when a whole load of other memes tried to get in illegally
and then some of the other memes pissed on it and stole it's wallet.

Then it's friends held a minutes silence and cried about it a lot.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Bit like Paul Grey then

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Oh

( Kroney, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)

The profitablility of a company should have a direct link to their share value
as from the profits the dividends are paid. It's not that simple though because you've got to take into account the value of the share and profitability by the time you plan to sell them.
Companies themselves aren't doing too bad in terms of the cash they've got saved up, in fact they're very good comparing the last 10ish years. The debt is owed by the governments.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Profitability and debt are not linked in company results.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

No but the FTSE100 companies are more profitable and have less debt than the current prices are showing.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I am sure you are right.
Because govt's can't service debt this is having a knock on effect to industry.

If the ECB can't support the currency, it means that co's are trading in a currency that may die on it's arse. If that happens then your corporate reserves are for shit too.

It's all to do with confidence. Nothing to do with financials.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)

it seems too reactionary
perhaps because the trading can happen so fast.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Or perhaps because it's all run by cunts of the highest order
who actually don't know what they are doing.

*awaits mighty badger to tell me that I'm wrong*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

why would I waste my time?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Probably for the same reason you've always decided that you should stick your oar in
to explain why everyone else is wrong and you are right.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)

to give the man credit
he usually is
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Oh, my my
someone really has pissed on your chips today. and I thought I was having a bad day.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:35, Reply)

You probably are having a bad day.
But if anyone tried to tell tell you that, you'd just explain that you were in fact having a great day, and then list the reasons.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)

no chance
you'll have to do better than toddler pschology to get a rise out of me, even in this state. 2/10 at best.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)

You have a point though,
people can make a lot of money by pushing share prices down. A few emails and texts to the right numbers saying "I think France will lose AAA" and by the end of the week you can have made $10-15 million.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:35, Reply)

They're all trend following, so sell when the price is going down, buy when the price is going up.
It's time and time again seen as the best way to win at the market, it's the only way really without a huge amount of people actually looking at the numbers and the statments from companies, reading share reports and press statments and actually making an educated decision on which companies are worth investing it.

Problem is now all big banks pension funds and hedge funds trend follow, but if there's no one actually doing the slow reasearch needed to obtain a decent idea of what the value of a company is then they've got nothing real to follow. They're following rumours and spikes that have disapeared every day for the last week. They are stupid fucks and any analyst in any bank should be slapping their terrified faces.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Paperclip trading sounds much more cut and thrust than I've previously given you credit for.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Hahahah!

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)

that seems to be the way of it
I'm going to steal your views and pass them off as my own
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Alt: Chicken balti pie.
The ones they have at Craven Cottage are bloody amazing, well they were about three years ago when I still ate at football.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Alt: cream

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Alt: Steak pie
No recession. King Cnut commands it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Steak, mushroom and Guinness.
Puff pastry lid. Mustard mash. Savoy cabbage stir-fried with garlic. Extra gravy, bottle of robust red.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Malbec?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I'd say a Pinot Noir.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)

The notoriously light red?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

He cares not for your sensibilities

( Kroney, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Fruity is not always light.
It hasn't got shit loads of tannins which I suppose is the "heavy" measure?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Correct

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

So true,
You're well fruity - and a fat cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)

You know
you really are an awful person.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Bingo. Chilean or Argie.
My current favourite wine actually.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Malbec?
Phillistine.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)

That I am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I have a top drawer
Marlborough Pinot Noir that I am saving for a Monty/Lusty day.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)

try northern californian pinot noir, if you can get your hands on it
russian river area. It's better than a good NZ one, if that is possible...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I wouldn't buy the NZ red normally (obv the white is famous)
But this one (Majestic) is absolutely blinding.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)

*rubs greedy mitts together with GLESS*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I had a Clos du Bois Zinfandel a few years back
that completely changed my view of Californian wine. Magnificent.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I like Cali wine.
The good stuff is really good.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I feel like I've stumbled into the Bullingdon club.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)

good wine has been accesible to the masses for many years now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

(to the masses in the south)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

You say "masses".
You mean "proper-non-beast-of-the-field-types".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Anyone south of Cambridge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

De-bags BGB, Bullingdon stylee.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

It really is. It's incredible how much some of them change hands for.
The tawdry bottom end stuff is fucking rubbish though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Like the Aussie and S African wines.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Ernest and Julio Gallo
An oenophile friend of mine refers to them as grape assassins.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

My ex's grandmother was a cousin of theirs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I've not actually been to the vineyard
but I'm lead to believe some of the high-end stuff they make that barely leaves California is OK.

The problem with good US wine seems to be that you can't export it, the makers aren't interested.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Indeed so.
When I go to my father's he has some exquisite bottles. If they can sell all they produce without breaking a sweat why export?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

no reason to
people generally aren't in any business to spread joy and happiness. Biggest profit with minimum outlay.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

That's not the reason
I don't think. At least with a lot of the smaller places. You can buy their wines, for instance, online through brokers but they won't ship them outside the US. I asked a couple last time I was over there and they went on about taxation difficulties etc. But they have to deal with taxation differences shipping state-to-state so I'm not sure that makes sense
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

They are cunts. Maybe it's that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

indisputably.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Wholegrain?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

For mash, yes,
For dolloping, I favour English or dark French.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

this man knows his mustard

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Wholegrain mustard mash over cottage pie is wonderful.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

No it's not, it's just food, stop using words like wonderful, etc
/still Bobby
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Get fucked.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

OK!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

you seemed to miss me telling you to come and see Monster Magnet in November

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Oh that I have.
Which venue? This is good actually - I could take my brother for his birthday present. He fucking loves them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Koko in Camden
£20ish
25th November
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

This is sounding very plausible indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

outstanding

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Surely that clashes with when Lemmy likes to play his London concert?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)

That's the 14th I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

it's the 12th
the day before Sisters at the Roundhouse
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Ooo I'm going to that
Mini b4sh?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

*Magnet fives all round*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

good man
could be a good opportunity to meet some of you miscreants. As long as you promise not to scare my mrs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I'm going to show her a good time.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)

you've got a few months to learn how

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I already know
I asked Amberl at Sonisphere and she told me you had to pretend that you were doing an impression of a snake slithering along the floor but without putting your hands down.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:35, Reply)

fuck, I can't believe you know about my moves!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I can't believe Amberl knows about your moves.
I thought she was all chaste and that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)

appearances can be deceptive

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)

not through choice obviously

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I wanted to
since I missed them last time round. But not booking anything in advance
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

they were seriously good
but I doubt they'll sell out in advance because they are grossly underappreciated
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)

You kids and your modern music.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)

they've been going for like 20 years

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)

So have Take That.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

that's irrelevant
you said modern, I said it wasn't. no comment on quality.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

You're irrelevant.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

your mum is very relevant
in the field of ugly skank BDSM porno
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

*doffs cap*

( Kroney, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Don't forget ATM.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)

She only accepts cash?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

god rest his soul

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

*puts a donk on it*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)

don't worry Kroney, I downloaded a couple of tracks
the last time people were banging on about them.

You're missing nothing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)

get with the times grandpa
but your gramaphone away
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Then I shall wait til November
and see where I'm living etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Monters old chap
next time you are visiting yer bro, I shall cook this very dish!

ALT: Steak and Stilton
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Marvellous.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I know
lashings of red wine and stuff too.........I can do the other pie if you would prefer, very partial to a bit of moo and blue but it does play havoc with my achey joints for some reason.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Sounds fucking tip-top to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Good, good
would horseradish mash be an option?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Definitely. It's fucking nomm-o.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

followed by
home made Stickytoffee Pudding?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Nom-o-rama in excelsis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Wow, this thread really is struggling...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Well
you started the pie discussion.........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Beef and Ale
Steak and Kidney
Chicken Balti
Chicken and Mushroom (only just started eating this again)
Apple (with custard, of course)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

What recession!
*buys more Docs*
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I bought five (or it might have been six) DVDs today
I don't care about money.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Does the Mrs know you're frittering away junior's University fees?

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

She will when she gets home and I'm watching Taken
and Ice Age 3.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Taken is an ace film.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I love it
I must have seen it half a dozen times on the telly, now I can stick it on whenever I feel like watching Liam Neeson fuck shit up.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

he can fuck my shit up any day

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

American obsession with anal right here

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)

what is this, I've been called American twice in like 5 minutes

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

It's like it's some kind of HOT NEWS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

More like FOX NEWS
AM I RIGHT PEOPLE!?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

It's all Obama's fault. NOBOMA MORE LIKE *guffaws*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

*slaps thigh*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

*shakes hands*
*makes vice presidential candidate after meeting five minutes ago*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

One word.
Potatoe.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I had a Lamb Shank pie (not a euphemism)
at a pub near me. I was expecting it to be lamb from the shank in a pie but no, it was an actual lamb shank in a dish with gravy, then pie crust put on top with the bone sticking out one side.

It was lush, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:35, Reply)

blueberry

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

You are such a merkin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

only savory pie I've had is chicken or turkey pot pie

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

you've missed out
steak and ale pie is fucking awesome. I'm making one tomorrow
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Pot pies are the fucking daddy.
A pie, yeah? With PASTRY on!!!!!

You can't teach that!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I don't think I've ever had a proper pie
such as, my mom buys the ready pie crusts from the freezer at the grocers to make her apple pies at christmas, and then she uses bisquick for the top of her pot pie
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

You should come to London
I'll make you an awesome chicken and chorizo pie.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Sounds shit.
But then again, I don't like pie.
In fact, I fucking hate gravy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

You can be hard work!
This is a pie thread. You can't come in here with your gravy hating ways!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

but I like blueberry pie, and blueberry pie doesn't have gravy

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Much to it's detriment.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

fuck off it's fucking delicious without gravy
what sort of mong cunt would put gravy on god damned blueberry pie
are you fucking crazy or something?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Stunsy here is a mong cunt on a scale almost incomprehensible to the human mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)

horrible bullying Montsbury Montzingleton

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

My favourite of all the bullyings.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

does chorizo work in a gravy
or is a drier type of pie?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

It's clearly whichever one you think is right.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

oh, man
I'm so burnt, right now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

*holds trophy aloft*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)

*studies*
I think you'll find you're holding that wrong.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Touche

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I'll be honest, chap, my heart's not really in it today.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Steak and ale
Can we talk about something interesting now?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Cricket?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Yes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Fair enough.
We are giving those Injuns six of the best, trousers down.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

That we are
As an English cricket fan of some two decades and more, I have no idea how to deal with our national team being the best in the world
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Gloat like an Aussie.
If they have taught us nothing else.....
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I find it most inappropriate to do anything cricket-related like an Aussie
in light of their current standing in the game.

*laughs uproariously*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

*laughs uproariously*
Qualifies as gloating. Good work.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)

boo-foo?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

What?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Butt fucking.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

You're obsessed

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

ballroom?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Did I mention we won a competition the other day?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

More than probably.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

We did, you know
This is a rarer event (and therefore a bigger deal) than I would care to admit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Forest? Yung man.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Always

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Never mind.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Chutney-wrangling?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Sounds worrying

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Biggest helmet you've ever noshed?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Motorcycle or American Football?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

InFest?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Your good taste surprises me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

The Weakest Link?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

What, again?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Large pricked men hurting your bum-bum.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

You disgust me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Apologies.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

What, really?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Yeah, if you like.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Awwwww

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)

you snogging chompy?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)