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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nah, I'm doing it online.
Well, offline, in Word, then applying by email. I'm down to the last bit, which is where I feel I fall down. I never know what they're looking for me to say, and always end up putting something shit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Copy/Paste the exact question.
(And give us a little bit of info about the role)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Had to swap computers and wireless networks
as ours is being a bit of a cunt.

The job is a marketing copywriter for a college - basically doing all the prospectuses, adverts, p[ress releases etc.

I've already done the 'what skills do you have that make us want to spunk on your tits?' question. Now I have 'Why do you want to work for Scumbag College?' and I don't know whether to say 'because you're ACES' or 'because you totally need me to'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Right. I'm going for a tab. I'll answer on my return.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Why do you want to work here?
'I appreciate the work already undertaken by the college and feel I can add value to the organisation, [Adds examples] additionally, the value of education means [adds more bollocks] and in closing, I've got massive tits, so unless you've got a huge amount of spunk, you'll struggle covering them.'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)
That helps. Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
*Adopts serious face*
What do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
jeff is the tits at this stuff b3th
he'll steer you right
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
I thought I was better than that!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)
BETTER THAN TITS?
I'm not sure I know anyone better than tits, cause I'm just saying you know, tits are fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Chips or tits?
NSFajobyou'llbestayingin

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApqjnnR44-E
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)

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