I remember a time when you topped the charts, mate
I shall put this uncharacteristically poor response down to the nipper, however. Hope you van catch up on some Z's this weekend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Are you Vipros?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

BUGGER
Impressive response speed, you stalking bastard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

ZING!
Sleep FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I almost didn't post, then couldn't be bothered to rewrite something
Watched day one cricket highlights last night, very entertaining. Stupid channel 5.com doesn't have the days highlights on until after midnight though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

You'll enjoy day two's highlights I can assure you
KP batted with the demeanour of a man swatting away a fly and Cook was imperious.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I was offered tickets to this test...said no lets go to a 'one day' later in the year
I'm an idiot
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)

You'd have been unpopular with the Mrs if you'd gone now though
I'm annoyed at myself for not planning better for the Trent Bridge test though. Next summer when the Proteas are over, definitely
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

For this cricket I could live with that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)

We should still be in top nick next summer
Straussy is about the only player who might feel the advance of Father Time any time soon. Exciting times to be an English cricket fan.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Straussy went to my school, the big child like mong/brillant batsman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

You went to school in South Africa?
Couldn't resist. Yes I'm aware the skipper has lived here since he was 6
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)

*slow, patronising applause*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Very kind thank you
I get offered tickets in September by my uncle who is a MCC member, I'd splash out on loads but they are £90 each...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)