Why am I happy today?
It is my last day working in the sandwich shop up the road from Al and I am celebrating by putting a bot dog in every sandwich.
When I knock off I'm going apple scrumping at a house down the road.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:30, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Don't forget to take lashings of ginger beer!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Hahahaha
Don't forget to post burning newspaper through the letterbox as you leave.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

It's the only way I'll learn.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Oh yes
there's a little surprise wrapped up in that for whoever stamps it out too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Awww man, I thought for a minute there you actually did work in the sandwich shop

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Best take a look inside your sandwich anyway, before you take a bite...
Y'know, just to be on the safe side, eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

That 'kofte' is looking mighty tasty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Looks like it came fresh from Tayyabs.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)

This is Al we're talking about
That sandwich was gone within seconds of purchase
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I haven't even bought it yet
and I've already eaten it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)