I rebuilt an engine yesterday, that made me happy.
I am made happy by strange things. Like, for example, the discovery that you can buy star trek uniform themed dressing gowns. Not that I intend to buy one, but I enjoy the fact that they exist.

Edit: I lie, I am in fact considering it, even though I'll hate myself for being a Colin.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:33, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This post sstarts well and rapidly goes downhill

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

So does this one.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

SO
Does

This

Oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)

That didn't work as well as I'd hoped.
Bum
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Much like my sexual performance.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Make it so
That I don't have to take it off when I shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

recording the captain's log on the captain's chair
lawl
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:42, Reply)

You fucking Colin wanker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

*opens door*
"Morning, Kroney, how's things?"
"Stellar! rofl"
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Live for a very short time and do not prosper, you fucking turd.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:42, Reply)

The problem is, they have command yellow and science blue
but given my engine rebuild, I really feel that I ought to have engineering red. I cannot find one :(
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Best kill yourself then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:54, Reply)

If I had a red one
I would inevitably be killed by something.

/trek gag
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)

+poor

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

COME OOOOON

( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I can't believe no-one has asked the most important question here
Original series or Next Generation?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Original, of course.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Unfussed then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

If there was a pecking order of cool in Trek fans; which is, of course, a ridiculous notion,
you would be the lowest.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I'm not speaking out in favour of NG over original series
Just the uniforms. Anyway, Enterprise apologists would be the lowest. And anyone who says the fifth movie is underrated.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

You prefer the tight spandex ones
without the shit-kicking boots?

Oh wait, of course you do.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Original series uniforms look like they were designed by a fucking hippy
For obvious reasons. Also, Next Gen uniforms are not made of spandex. I know spandex when I see it.

And that hideous yellowy-green colour Kirk wore? Ugh. Not with my skin tone, darling.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)