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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How much are you going to offer him to wank you off during the trailers?

(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:49, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
he's going for the old "hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket" trick

(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:51, Reply)
Bag of popcorn.
That's like... Eight quid, I think.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:51, Reply)
I bet he has holes in his ears, those big ones, that you can stick your willy in, one in each side, and then he can shake his head like the churchhill dog.

(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)
How are those new drugs working out for you, Gonz?
Because they're working for me.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)
I'll have two of whatever Gonz is on.

(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)
ok seriously I'm sending someone round to hide all the cutlery

(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)
He's like Gonz Squared today.

(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)
I fully expect to find he's made another gonz out of egg boxes and an old computer later that reads all of gonz's posts in a stephen hawking voice

(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)
And then orders strange liquers off the internet.

(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)
I don't mind that as much as I get to drink them.

(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:14, Reply)
You could invite me round
and we could drink them together.

You know, just a thought, since I'm only ten minutes up the road.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)

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