ahem
*runs hand through flowing locks while making suggestive 'I'm fucking your wife' gestures*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

interesting
how might those gestures go? i am trying to picture them and am failing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I suspect it involves 'spanking'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Right hand on left bicep, clench fist on left hand and raise and lower left forearm.
Traditionally accompanied by a Kenneth Connor 'coooorrrrr' noise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

this
plus the spanking style one

and the old favourite, the 'finger poked through another finger in the shape of a circle'
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Old skool classic there

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)

The cambodian pimp made this gesture
to enquire if I wanted to fuck the prostitute I had mistakenly asked for a massage from.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I was going to go with
*Extend left hand, fingers splayed, palm facing downwards at about crotch height*

*extend right hand perpendicular to the floor, fingers straightened out and together and waggle back and forth behind left hand*

*thrust groin backwards and forwards*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)

that was one of the ones I had in mind

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

but aren't these just "fucking" ones?
why do they mean "i'm fucking your wife" ?

am i overthinking this?

to help me out, right, can you take some pics of yourself in each pose and post them? ta muchly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)

it's all about context
if it helps, imagine that I'm doing the gestures after pointing either at his wife, or a picture of his wife
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)