Evening all
I just made a motherfucking blue cheese sauce for my sirloin steak and IT WAS AWESOME.

How the devil is everyone?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:12, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Man, I've been craving the fuck out of a steak for about three days now.
I'm gonna have to go and buy me some cow tomorrow. I might even go and steal my mate's griddle pan to cook it on.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)

It's steak o'clock, baby

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)

bored out of my fucking mind
(no offence, Noel) and watching Young Voters' Question Time.

In other news, Morrisons' Chicken Biryani is quite possibly one of the tastiest things ever.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Mallet's Mallet is a timeless classic, I think we did an entire thread of it once, we shan't see the likes of those days again.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post431165
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I remember word association threads when I first joined

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Yup, also:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1030532#post1030534
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)

This is crazy talk, but ASDA's "Chicken Tandoori Masala" is a really good curry.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Yeah, mr b3th had one of those for lunch
it smelled really yummy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

my fucking tooth hurts and I don't have a god damned job
I'm going to drink tonight
and I'm going to drink LOTS

expect fuck loads of status updates on facebook, in fact, gaz me your mobile numbers and I will send you all a personal drunk text
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:22, Reply)

You know what, K?
You're totally allowed to get drunk and fuck the whole weekend away. You can get back into job hunting on Monday.

I look forward to reading every drunken status update.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I'm highly disappointed at the lack of mobile numbers in my gaz box.
YOU ALL WILL FEEL MY WRATH ON FACEBOOK.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Offensive shit all my friends can see: 1. Being woken in the middle of the night by angry drunk American: 0.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I'm never an angry drunk.
Also, who the hell leaves their sound on in the middle of the night?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Not I, although because of my audiobook thing and my utter ineptitude at updating my phone, I can't turn the vibrate off.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)

well you just prepare yourself for my drunken ramblings

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIlRxiD2Ess
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)

if my boss weren't in here, I'd listen to that properly

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Two or three fizzy aspirin in 500ml of water works a treat, swished around the offending area.
Only lasts two or three minutes but repeatable as often as you like, gets rid of the pain in the short-term at least.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)

I thought some crack might help.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)

also, clove oil.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I'm not sure what's going on though, it shoots all the way up my root to the bone it feels like
should I just pull it?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)

No.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Root inflammation, sounds like.
Take some painkillers and dab some clove oil on it. See your dentistman as soon as you can, if it carries on.
(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)