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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Everybody fucked off then?
/typical friday afternoon post
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:32, 263 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
*sympathy reply*
*cries of boredom*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:47, Reply)
Hell Kristine
I'm having cod'n'chips for dinner tonight, it's really just an excuse to have HP Guinness Sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:48, Reply)
Is it?
I don't know of HP Guinness Sauce, Gonz, but if I were to imagine, I'd imagine it wouldn't go on fish and chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:52, Reply)
It is actually phsyicly impossible to guess what HP Guinness Sauce tastes like without trying it, but it goes on fish'n'chips very VERY very well.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:53, Reply)
If you watch House this may amuse you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6exgWphS8q4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:56, Reply)
dance break

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:59, Reply)
really really creepy

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:03, Reply)
Oh hi K
Yeah, nobody likes you, soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:01, Reply)
YOU'RE NOT REALLY SOZZY

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)
I'm here Kristine
Back home for the weekend.

I've been a bit preoccupied - what's going on with job?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)
Nowt, unsure if today is actually the last day as I work for family and they may have a fit if I don't come back on monday to do bitch work
how are you doing lovely?
are you feeling better at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)
I think I'm feeling better thanks
Dad died on Tuesday - it's all sorted out now and we're drumming our fingers until family can get back from Kenya, Argentina and Japan for the funeral on the 22nd.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Ah man, that's terrible news, I'm glad you're feeling better though
*massive fat hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:34, Reply)
"Better" is relative
I've come to terms with it.

Thanks for your thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)
well now I feel like a dick

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Don't
I was being genuinely grateful - sorry you read it the wrong way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:50, Reply)
No, it's a shit situation and I think I took it far too lightly. I really am sorry for your loss and I hope things become better for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Hey you, *internet hugs*
How you doing?

*internet sympathy pats on back*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:30, Reply)
b3th, I was wondering, would you mind if I put all your dirty linin in an olive press and keep the resulting oil?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:38, Reply)
sometimes I wonder about you

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Oil?
I can assure you, my good man, that it would be nothing less than nectar!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:46, Reply)
OK Thanks
Waiting the funeral now.

Mum is quite insistant that I get back to work while we're waiting and ironically I've got a six day week booked next week.

He'd have been pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:40, Reply)
Offer remains open...
Keeping busy may help though, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Absolutely.
In an ideal world we'd have dealt with this more quickly but my Dad's brother lives in Kenya, one of my cousins lives in Argentina and another lives in Japan.

They all want to be at the funeral and I think that says a lot about my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Sorry to hear about your loss TD. Hope it's not too shit at the moment.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:45, Reply)
Thanks Fella
I wasn't sure whether to be open about this on b3ta or not but last Friday, when I knew it was a matter of days, I opened my heart a bit online.

Through Gaz I made two new good friends and reaffirmed my long held conviction that the most reviled poster on O/T is actually a very fine man to know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 19:56, Reply)
who's that then?
And what does reviled mean?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Al + bald

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:40, Reply)
thanks boss.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Reviled - look it up you lazy git!
Blaireau 69. Helped a lot with his thoughts and that doesn't detract from a couple of others - including b3th - who saw me being a useless mong a few days ago and helped.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:43, Reply)
I am being lazy as I did uni work today so have a nesquik and a nice yoghurt as a reward
and a huge bag of weed
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:44, Reply)
He's a nice enough chap, became a bit of an object of ridicule on here after a few ill-judged comments.
S'life on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Oh, that's news.
Sorry to hear that chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Thanks chief

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:38, Reply)
In other news, gherkins.
GHERKINS! WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:21, Reply)
what I'm saying, right, is that claussen mini dills are the muh fuggin bomb

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:22, Reply)
I juuuuust don't get them K, they've right almost ruined my Tesco Finest salt beef and mustard mayo on rye bread sandwich.
#FirstWorldPains
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:27, Reply)
I can't imagine what you're going through.
But I am severely upset by the lack of awesome theme songs for my NFL team.
They're all a bit shit, except for this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5lvpSX754c
you should probably listen to it since I listened to 8 of your links earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:31, Reply)
That's alright, a bit "American" for me if you know what I mean.
I've not really heard any new American hip hop I've like for a while, mostly because I've only heard the commercial stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:34, Reply)
I like the techno hip hop stuff, like Chris Brown's new song that samples the Michael Jackson song
I hate MJ but I love that song
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:37, Reply)
what! why would you not want
The piquant tang of a gherkin while you savour the salty beef and hot tang of some firey mustard?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Because they're like food rape in my mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:33, Reply)
do you know what's like mouth rape in your food?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Is it saliva?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:39, Reply)
this made me laugh and then i felt horribly for it

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:42, Reply)
I felt a bit shit posting it to be honest, I tend to steer clear of the rape/dead baby crap.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:43, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPPDe15mCUs
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Crow is surprisingly good at dance mat.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:45, Reply)
I reckon I could beat him at drunken oiled naked Twister though.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:46, Reply)
In fact I'd never be surprised at what that boy is good at, he's like a more mobile, less brainy Stephen Hawking.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:55, Reply)
He's blushing.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)
I'm not sure that was a compliment.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)
"I'm not quite sure what to say to that" were his precise words.
We're having a night in with the Internet. This is what you do when your relationship is dying, right?

lololol
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Let's have a party!
What games can we play? Pin the dick on the tranny?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Mallet's Mallet?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Blegh!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:55, Reply)
BLEURRGH!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:55, Reply)
spanner

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Nut

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:59, Reply)
tighten

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Saturn

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)
*mallets*
That doesn't even make sense!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Of course it does! Titan is a moon of Saturn!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)
That's silly!
I tire of this game.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:04, Reply)
WHATEVER

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:04, Reply)
Ok ok. Moose.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)
squirrel

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:04, Reply)
Gather

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:04, Reply)
pleat

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Crease

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:06, Reply)
fold

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Twist

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)
shout

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Scream

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)
painting

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Frame

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)
window

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)
View

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)
watch

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Mechanism

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)
working

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Shirking

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)
skiving

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Bunking

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)
up

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Balloons

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:22, Reply)
streamers

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Marshmallow Man

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)
liberty

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Ooze

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)
primordial

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Soup

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
roll

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Rock

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)
star

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Orbit

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)
gum

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Tooth

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)
fairy

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Darth
/meme
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I'm not sure I can allow that.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Buh-boing bonk DING!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Having just search b3ta for darth+fairy I can safely say you're right.
You win this time, damn you, although I know you appreciate the sentiment.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I read that as "put the dick IN the tranny"
and thought that was more like a job than a game
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Form an orderly queue behind the strap-on.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Evening all
I just made a motherfucking blue cheese sauce for my sirloin steak and IT WAS AWESOME.

How the devil is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Man, I've been craving the fuck out of a steak for about three days now.
I'm gonna have to go and buy me some cow tomorrow. I might even go and steal my mate's griddle pan to cook it on.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)
It's steak o'clock, baby

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)
bored out of my fucking mind
(no offence, Noel) and watching Young Voters' Question Time.

In other news, Morrisons' Chicken Biryani is quite possibly one of the tastiest things ever.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Mallet's Mallet is a timeless classic, I think we did an entire thread of it once, we shan't see the likes of those days again.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post431165
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)
I remember word association threads when I first joined

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Yup, also:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1030532#post1030534
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)
This is crazy talk, but ASDA's "Chicken Tandoori Masala" is a really good curry.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Yeah, mr b3th had one of those for lunch
it smelled really yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)
my fucking tooth hurts and I don't have a god damned job
I'm going to drink tonight
and I'm going to drink LOTS

expect fuck loads of status updates on facebook, in fact, gaz me your mobile numbers and I will send you all a personal drunk text
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:22, Reply)
You know what, K?
You're totally allowed to get drunk and fuck the whole weekend away. You can get back into job hunting on Monday.

I look forward to reading every drunken status update.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)
I'm highly disappointed at the lack of mobile numbers in my gaz box.
YOU ALL WILL FEEL MY WRATH ON FACEBOOK.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Offensive shit all my friends can see: 1. Being woken in the middle of the night by angry drunk American: 0.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)
I'm never an angry drunk.
Also, who the hell leaves their sound on in the middle of the night?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Not I, although because of my audiobook thing and my utter ineptitude at updating my phone, I can't turn the vibrate off.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)
well you just prepare yourself for my drunken ramblings

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIlRxiD2Ess
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
if my boss weren't in here, I'd listen to that properly

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Two or three fizzy aspirin in 500ml of water works a treat, swished around the offending area.
Only lasts two or three minutes but repeatable as often as you like, gets rid of the pain in the short-term at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
I thought some crack might help.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)
also, clove oil.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I'm not sure what's going on though, it shoots all the way up my root to the bone it feels like
should I just pull it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Root inflammation, sounds like.
Take some painkillers and dab some clove oil on it. See your dentistman as soon as you can, if it carries on.
(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Ok - the cats have been pestering me like mad since I got back
I've just given them some Sainsburys cat food and that's all they wanted. They're quiet now.

What is in Sainsburys cat food? They're addicts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)
catnip?
that stuff is just feline crack.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Sustenance.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
No, they've been fed but not on the Sainsbury's stuff
C'mon Noel - think I'd starve my babies? They've been looked after.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)
You misread my intention, I was being so utterly literal it must have escaped you.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Alright motherfluffers?

(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)
HEY.
How's your stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)
My stuff is alright, cheers
I have had the week from hell at work and I am joyfully anticipating a rather large smoke. Thank fucking fuck it's Friday, I don't think I could have taken another day like the last five.

How's yours? You sound cheery.
(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Yeah, improving.
Therapy looks amazing, NEW JOB, creeping closer to the end of October and happy kid. I have the greatest friends in the world and things are definitely on the up.

Did you get stuff sorted between your old work and new?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Yes, I saw on FB
YAY for new job, what's it doing? And yes, I'm all set and sorted with that now, although Oxford have dicked me about extensively. I'm still really looking forward to it though.

Are you likely to be at Monty's bash or will you have flown out by then/limited funds?
(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Limited funds, things are going to be astonishingly tight until after Christmas.
I'd utterly love to come but it's just a bit of a worry at the moment. Maybe once I've found something to top my wages up I'll think about it.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1308869#post1308871 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Ah, should give you plenty of time for your walk for therapy thing that you do, too
I'm really happy for you that you've got out of that shitty office :)
(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Good call, although I need to get my own therapy out of the way first, but that's definitely doing the trick, CBT is just what I need.
Cheers mate, I'm chuffed to fucking pieces. The drivers and management are pretty devastated which is flattering and upsetting at the same time. And I probably need to get a part-time job to top my wages up, but I kinda have the pick of what's out there with this behind me. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Why don't you go for a PCV?
Lots of work - I still get asked a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)
How is a gimp suit going to help?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)
They have 16-seater vehicles and a couple of their 100+ drivers are qualified
but as it stands at the moment it looks like I could make more money this way, plus it sounds like it's a pretty expensive course. I may look into it in the future, but I'm hoping to move into teaching assistant work once things have settled down generally.

How's your business thing going?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Been on hold for a few weeks
Due to a 220 mile round trip every other day to see Dad.

The way it's going so far is very positive.

You need a PCV for anything over 8 seats. Up here you can get a grant for it. Basic training is about £800.

Bedtime for me. Gaz and when I'm a bit less pissed I'll dig out cheap PCV's where you are.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
That thread is making me dizzy now.
I'm moving back over here.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
There

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Evening

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Hello you
How's things?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I'm watching se7en.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)
It's got a lot of actors in it that I didn't remember being in it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)
It's one of those films I have never seen
but cannot watch now, because I know the ending.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)
al eats the head in the box?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)
And Morgan Freemans leg.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
OH GOD*, WHY?!

*I wrote dog there at first
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I'm incredibly fat
I wasn't full after the head. So I fancied something more substantial.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)
It's a good thriller
and Freeman and Pitt are good actors.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
This.
Totally worth it, it's one of the better ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I saw a bit of Se7en in the station bar in Toulouse, in French
unfortunately we left before we could see "qu'est-ce que c'est dans la boite?" screamed at the baddie.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I reckon you had a bit of seven in the toilets in Toulous Station.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I had some nice fruity wine.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Is that how you describe Crows spunk?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)
A hint of grapefruit on the nose, with an elderberry finish. Flinty, intriguing stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Burns a little at first
but then mellows.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Very drinkable.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
If it's going up your nose
then you're doing it...well, maybe not wrong, but weirdly.
(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)
We take our inspiration from Cirque du Soleil.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
She's tilting her head too far back

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Not that I'm one to talk about doing it wrong
I discovered last weekend that deep throating and a stomach full of wine do not mix well.

Swallowed and carried on like a pro, though, I don't think he noticed.
(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)
EWWWWWW
That's fucking grim. You can't do that, you're all sweet and innocent!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Hahaha
that's what you think!
(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
I should have known from the booby photo on facebook

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Which booby photo?
the one where I'm wearing a black dress?
(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Yes
the one where you can see most of your boobies.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
I think this proves taht she isn't.
Dirty minx.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Best way to be

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
I have clicked this.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)
J'ai peur que je n'ai aucune idée de ce que la baise vous parlez.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
What's in the booooox?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)
"as hollered by Brad le Trou" - Crow

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
It's a jumper!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Don't open the box!
Take the money!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)
"Noel Edmonds is a beard with a rapist behind it" - Crow

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Oh, you silly youngster
I was talking about Take Your Pick.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I dunno lol

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Could be worse
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)
bored
I should really go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Nooo that will solve nothing

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)
That's definitely true.
marriedlifelols
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)
oh gawd, I'm about to log out here
see you all on the other side

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)
night K
you big internet bully you x
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
G'lucks!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Night K
Sweet dreams! Hope you get some sweet sweet booty.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I'm not going to bed, you grimey fucks
it's only 5pm here
are you guys crazy?
I'm going to go get my drink on and write vulgar shit on all your facebooks
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)
YEAH!
I'm gonna be bumpin' and grindin' all night long to that shit.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Been a while
Do we still do the tits thing when we go to bed?

TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Tits?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Sweater pillows!

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:18, Reply)
It appears some of my favourite b3tans are in tonight
...and b3th.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)
screw you, bitch!
How are you tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Finishing off my case of Tennents
I polished off another blog post. And I was on 6Music this week. I'm totally awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)
You're so awesome you've given me a stiffy.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)
He just has to stand there to do that

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)
;)
And how's my favourite Bristolian?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Could be worse thanks
what've you been up to? Apart from your radio appearance naturally
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Learning and enjoying myself
now that I'm unemployed.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Glad to hear it :)
*unemployed fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)
As Darth said earlier
She's "a life support machine for a pair of incredible norks"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)
great thighs too

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Sturdy like treetrunks

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Allow you to disarm you
Remember to turn the webcam on first though.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Not as awesome as me
and I was awesome for six years before you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Word up my bitch.
How are you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
see above
How's my favourite pirate?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Pretty good.
I've just watched Seven and I'm about to watch either Taken or Public Enemies.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Haven't you seen Taken enough already?
Pure. She's a fucking virgin, you can use that word you know!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)
I could watch Kick Ass
But I just watched "Super" earlier and I think it's too similar.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Have you thought about turning the TV off and talking to your wife?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Repost
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1319172
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Night you
Feel better x
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Anyone still with-it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I'm here, sorta
been at the pub?
(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Yeap!
Just got home. I'm looking forward to a nice lie in tomorrow. Is everything falling into place for your big move berk? Have you told thte kids you'll no longer be looking after them?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I haven't actually :(
I'm not moving so far that I won't be able to come back if she needs me though. The thought that I have to be out in three weeks is rather depressing actually - I have so much bloody stuff it's untrue, and I haven't remotely started sorting or packing it.
(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:07, Reply)
You need a couple of days off sick berk.
That's what you need!

Start getting boxes organised, start working out what you want and what you need and then START PACKING!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Don't think that hasn't occurred to me
I would feel bad, although if next week starts the same way this week has been, I might feel more justified in pulling a crafty sickie.
(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Nothing wrong with looking after number one.
You are conditioned to think that your 'employer' is right.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:18, Reply)
We'll see
I did pull a sickie not that long ago, though. Well, about two months ago. Maybe I'll just leave early one day next week instead - god knows I have been doing 9 hour days all this week and I probably deserve it.
(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:20, Reply)
Look after yourself berk.
Uncle Jeff says you ought to.

That'll be enough for ANY employer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:26, Reply)
Yeah booiiiiiiiiiiii.
Just got in, been walking/biking round since four - my legs hurt. Still because of my never ending connections I've got two free tickets for football tomorrow, so it's not all bad.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Good work Bazza.
Who have you got this weekend? My favourite team are away to Cardiff on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)
Villa at home.
I'm looking forward to it, not seen the football crowd since I dunno actually. Must be April. Plus East London beckons afterwards, my little bro might even tag along.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:17, Reply)
You should have the making of Villa.
I hope you'll stop your little bro from lootin' when, at 5pm London goes off.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:20, Reply)
I don't think he's been with me for a 3pm home game before.
His eyes will be opened, especially seeing as it's first game of the season. People will be 'fizzing', as us Fulham folk like to say.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:24, Reply)
I'll check my train times for your home against QPR
If I can make it, I'll be there. The KLF (one former member of) can meet the Nigerian Whites!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Magical.
It's still a 3pm game at the moment, don't think it'll get picked for Sky. The only thing that could change it is if we have a European game during the week, but going from when we were in the group stages two years ago they were scheduled for late October not the beginning.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Just about.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Er... Thanks...
I haven't been on for bloody ages, bit of a stint earlier today, some things never bloody change.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:20, Reply)
Eveidently, you are underwhelmed by being here...

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:23, Reply)
It's not a bad thing.
More like a really old pair of boots. Falling apart, ugly and broken, but comfortable and familiar.
And that's just Al.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:25, Reply)
I'm glad you said Al.
It sounds like me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:26, Reply)
Evenin' Jeff
We just watched a really good BBC4 documentary about Elvis and his time in Vegas. Just started to watch The Bone Collector because the missus can't remember watching it. I can, which is why I'm on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:18, Reply)
I'm watching an old epsiode of Minder,
With a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:18, Reply)
That's livin' alright
No, hang on, that wasn't Minder was it?

I have rum by the way, beer gives me too much heartburn these days. As does water, coke and pretty much everything else you could drink apart from milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:21, Reply)
Does rum and milk give you super-powers?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Depends,
Is heartburn and vomiting a superpower in your book?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Pretty much, yes.
It would clean an aisle in Asda in record time,

What sort of rum are you enjoying?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:27, Reply)
Sailor Jerry's is nice, I discovered at the weekend.
I'm fairly sure rum and milk would make me heave though.
(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:33, Reply)
Sailor Jerry is often a 'quid a shot' at a Wetherspoons.
Thus making it a nice (and cheap) way of getting spannered!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:35, Reply)
Sailor Jerry's is evil in a bottle

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:38, Reply)
Why?

(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:39, Reply)
Just one of those drinks
where bad things happen
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:39, Reply)
I have had this with tequila
I literally cannot drink the stuff now - vile.
(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Even the thought of Sailor Jerry's makes me feel a bit ill

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:50, Reply)
You've not drunk enough of it!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:39, Reply)
I have drunk far too much of it

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:39, Reply)
Sad times.
I was the same with 'gin' for a while, but I trained myself out of that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:43, Reply)
We favour the dark rum here
Caribbean rum is nice neat over ice
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:44, Reply)
You betcha
It splits my monobrow in twain, Roger Moore impressions abound in Casa Clay, oooh yeah!

I think it was Auf Wiedersehn, Pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:39, Reply)

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