I still reckon The Luggage scared him off with his SEXPORN
Either that or quite the opposite, and he's still wanking over it now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:46, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

That's the closest The Luggage has ever come to a real lady
and now he's passed it to someone else.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Are you suggesting that The Luggage writes erotic fiction featuring himself?
Possibly involving Jet from Gladiators?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I would never make such a terrible accusation.
But, you know what, Jet form Gladiators is still a bit of a fox.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Is she really?
Can't say I've been remotely aware of her existence for a good long while now. Being about 15 when Gladiators hit our screens, I obviously had an obscene crush on her at the time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I just googled her
she still looks alright
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 16:59, Reply)

POIDH
/lazy as fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:03, Reply)

www.dianeyoudale.co.uk/
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Too fast
Far, far too fast.

Perver... BLOODY HELL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:07, Reply)

She looks like a weaponised Kate Bush.

( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:19, Reply)

"Heathcliffe, oh Heathcliffe, I'll fucking batter you wooahwoahoh"

( Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Matured into quite the Lusardi

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Excellent point of reference

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:24, Reply)