This makes no sense at all, I'm out

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Basically Duncan, the target audience is women
who will then be freed up from wifely duties, and able to improve productivity.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)

The figures aren't there, there'll simply be a rise of fat biffers hanging around school gates drunk on sherry beginning every sentence with 'speaking as a mother'
More importantly parking up my drive the cunts
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Plus their husbands will never get anything done
as they'll be spending all their time with their cocks in their mouths.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I see no flaw

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Put up a tiny sign saying you'll clamp anyopne who parks without permission
It doesn't ahve to be huge, just essentially visible. Then clamp the fuckers and charge them a couple of hundred to get their Chelsea tractors back.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)

It'll just come out of their benefits/ banker bonuses/ second home allowance/ married couple tax allowance*
*Please delete according to which bit of society you wish to condemn
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Also you're not allowed to clamp anymore.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I already do, it'll doon be illegal to do so and I can't be arsed contracting for it anyway, I also have helpful cctv footage of them doing so from several different camera angles
But when you ask them to move along they turn quite vicious. Some of the language you wouldn't hear from a sailor. One of the cunts even keyed up my yoke the bitch. And this is when they're picking up little Jimmy or Jemima from the Montessori in the latest Q7 or Range Rover.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Montessori = your kid's retarded and you can't accept it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Probs, all the local beeb types send their little bastards there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)

'Oh Ludo's not a remedial, he just learns differently from other children'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)

He's an Indigo child

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Smear your shit all over their windscreens.
They'll soon get the message. A bot-dog is for life etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I had a very tasty one for lunch today.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)

evo-stick. Large sheet of paper.
"Don't park here, bitch"

Sorted.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I'd be the number one suspect. They're well vicious, I've had several death threats :((
Don't cross well heeled ladies of leisure
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)

YOU'D BE THE 'NUMBER TWO' SUSPECT YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)