but a rustic, honest, fresh dick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:32, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I do not like the image this puts i n my head.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)

is it a roughly cut cock
on a bed of seasonal, organic lettuce leaves?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:35, Reply)

it is now *bokes*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

you mean he's a fucking peasant
with ideas above his station.

I dislike Marco Pierre White as well.

You don't need to be a complete cock to be a good chef.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:35, Reply)

i'll be honest
I was just trying to be funny, you have now reached the edge of my knowledge of cheffing. Although I did watch those dudes on motorbikes, but mostly because they seemed to be two guys arsing about and proving that sometimes you can make money from the things you like to do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I thought they made a really sweet couple.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

can't cook all that well though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)

this, I put it to you, is not the point of most cooking shows.
It's food porn, mixed with entertaining personalities.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

perhaps
these days I tend to only watch Masterchef Australia, because it has good cooking, entertaining personalities, and if you are lucky, hot women.

or the occasional bit of Nigella, but that has very little to do with the food.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I really enjoy Man vs Food
I know I shouldn't, but I just find it hugely entertaining. Also, his excitement makes it even better.

The Good Cook is currently my favourite though, the stuff he makes is good, homely food, which looks fantastic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)