Nothing stopping you making one.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:58, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I could crochet one, I reckon
but it would be droopy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

put a big balloon in it and have a concealled pump
You could make it stand to attention when you saw a boy you liked. Most would run, but the one that didn't would be your soul mate.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)

OK
got my plan for my Edinburgh show for next year :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I won't ask for royalties
But I want creative credit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I'll put it on the fliers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Haha!
Why didn't I try this?
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

because you don't crochet?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Yes, that would be it : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I'll teach you sometime
I showed Lamps how to do chain stitch at the Oxford do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

My grandmother taught me simple stiches many years ago but I've forgotton.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

they're all you really need
then you just arse about until you've made something recognisable
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I want to make one of those throws made from lots of squares.
To wrap around me in bed when I'm old.....er.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

ooh! I'm working on one of those at the moment
Standard granny squares only need you to know chain and double crochet (maybe triple, can't remember). I've been stupid and started doing complicated squares with fancy bits. Still the stitches are easy as long as you can understand patterns
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I could crochet on my long train journeys.
Woo!
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

do it!
all the cool kids crochet. Well me. And cool may be relative.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I shall look into it fo sho!

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)