Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Listen we only have black and white statements here,none of that grey area, middle ground nonsense we can't argue about please.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:34,
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The only grey area I have around procreationis my old lady knickers, amirite?
In other news, if I ever have a kid, you have my permission to completely nonce it up.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:45,
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SeriouslyKnowing what a shit time childhood can be, and knowing that any child of mine would be a complete spod, I really cannot wish 'existence' on anyone.
I'm doing society a favour by refusing to reproduce. I should get a fucking OBE.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:50,
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Look it's not that I don't appreciate the offer but what's this got to do with me noncing up your kid?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:56,
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Well, as I understand it, most parents are averse to that sort of thing.So, by making the offer, I am giving myself extra incentive not to have one. Or something.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:07,
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