Just a succession of shitty, irritating fuck-ups and frustrations taht have clubbed together to make me want to chop my own foot off.
or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:24, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If you chop your own foot off, you'll get a blue badge.
This'll mean you'll be able to park dead close to the pier. And it'll be free.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I wouldn't go on the pier without you, babe.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Or without your blue badge.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Did you miss-kick a football?
Then trip over something inexplicable? Then stub your toe on a door frame? I fucking hate that. Then you're trying to get your sock on and it's all "Oh, you little toe, you fuck. And you, you big toe, you son of a motherless goat."
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:44, Reply)

They were all stupid little things,
mostly involving computers, or me being completely spacky and dropping anything I touched.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:50, Reply)

I know these days.
I tend to avoid people and get to bed ASAP. this is not a hint.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I'm too stressed for that.
I'd just lie there and fret.

I have eaten an entire tub of Caramel Chew Chew.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)

The sugar will kick in soon

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I have stuffed my face all day : (
And I'm not even angry or sad.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Tuna surprise?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Not today Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Sad times.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)