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Dead thread is dead.Tonight me and the missus are thinking of going to the acoustic night at our local, something we haven't done for over two years. What are you up to this evening?
Alt: it would seem that the original line of Black Sabbath is reforming to record new stuff and tour (assuming the drummer doesn't kark it owing to his dicky heart complaint). Is this a good idea?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:44,
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sleepingI should have been going out, but I'm quite relieved it got cancelled.
alt: yes.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:48,
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I've done my ironing and cleaned my boots.Get me and my industriousness. After dinner I'm going to look into starting crocheting as a past time.
Yes! Old rockers should go out rocking.
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girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:48,
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woo! for crochetingyou want a pattern for an eyeball?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:49,
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I think Ozzy should come on stage riding a quad bike.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:49,
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And then have his house burgled.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:50,
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I'm going to spend the evening trying to find out if the rumours that star-striker Nicky Maynard is on his way to Newcastle.Alt: Why not.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:54,
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I would say yes to the altExcept Ozzy doesn't have the range to do the old songs justice any more.
RIP RJD!
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My eldest is celebrating his birthday.... so it's up to him. Might be a takeaway and The Color of Money, as he loves that film. My wife is in Belfast trying to cash in her pass for Jared Leto, so spare a though for the poor man. (wee jokies, JD)
Alt: Yes
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:15,
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It's an excellent ideaI'm doing sit-ups and watching new Breaking Bad before Next Top Model. Carrots and soup await me
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:21,
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I'm going to have a take out and do some sitting about.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:26,
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You need some carrots ;)or a glass of wine
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:32,
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Vodka with a carrot juice mixer would be perfect.And you'd never get blind drunk on it, 'cos carrots is good for your gogglin' bins inn-um!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:34,
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Aside from the in-umI was reminded of the 'Gogglin' Bins' thanks to the fantastic Sid Waddel.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvnP2VwQb6E
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:42,
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That reminds of this t-shirt, what I have.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:30,
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I had wine yesterday.I shall have tea and biscuits.
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girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:43,
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OH MY DEAR SWEET AMBERL !You need a nice steak and chips, real chips, and creamy brandy pepercorn sauce. And some good company to eat it with. Non of that carrots'n'soup nonsense.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:57,
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Steak night tomorrow at the "Fuck it, we've been paid, let's have a massive sirloin" household.I have high hopes for this, massive carnivores they are.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:04,
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I would probably commit GBH for that right now(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:04,
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Commit GBH, get BSESeems like a fair exchange to me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:10,
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i dont know, dgThe world is full of possibilities.
Its likely I won't do anything though
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:11,
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Oh, you're all about 'where ya been K'Not a hint of, 'Dearest Internet Husband, how on earth is your back?'
You've changed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:21,
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hahaha*Still notes the lack of concern*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:38,
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Evening KAny change in your employment situation?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:12,
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Are you still working at the moment?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:30,
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What's your favourite lollipop flavour K?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:19,
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I've had a spectacularly irritating day, culminating with a trip to TESCO.I really am ready to either punch someone or cry. I'll probably just end up troughing a tub of Ben & Jerry's, muttering darkly.
It's our first anniversary on Thursday, so we're putting the dog in playschool and having the whole day to ourselves, which is something we haven't done in a very long time. No idea what we can do though.
Alt: couldn't give a blessed bugger. I'm sure they'll get decent sales out of it, which is probably the point.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:19,
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You could get to fuck./spoiling for a fight blog.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:22,
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Well either tell me about your irritating day.Or put ya dukes up!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:23,
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Just a succession of shitty, irritating fuck-ups and frustrations taht have clubbed together to make me want to chop my own foot off.or something.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:24,
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If you chop your own foot off, you'll get a blue badge.This'll mean you'll be able to park dead close to the pier. And it'll be free.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:25,
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I wouldn't go on the pier without you, babe.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:27,
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Did you miss-kick a football?Then trip over something inexplicable? Then stub your toe on a door frame? I fucking hate that. Then you're trying to get your sock on and it's all "Oh, you little toe, you fuck. And you, you big toe, you son of a motherless goat."
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:44,
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They were all stupid little things,mostly involving computers, or me being completely spacky and dropping anything I touched.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 20:50,
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I know these days.I tend to avoid people and get to bed ASAP. this is not a hint.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:39,
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I'm too stressed for that.I'd just lie there and fret.
I have eaten an entire tub of Caramel Chew Chew.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:42,
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The sugar will kick in soon(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:44,
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I have stuffed my face all day : (And I'm not even angry or sad.
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girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:44,
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Eating M&Ms and watching The Bucket ListAlt: neutral, I'm sure they will have fun, but the musical output will be nothing special.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:28,
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You and Comrade....www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Az-_zhMXJ4
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:46,
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Hahahahaha!That programme was a bit hit and miss but that was ace.
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girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:49,
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It was very much miss most of the time.But the musical episode was quite funny.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:50,
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I am Johnny in this.BGB is mostly immune to the lure of the biccie.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:49,
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I have the Lemon curdthe second attempt should be better.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:48,
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Well go and see a Doctor.It sounds painful.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:48,
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Speaking of whichhow's the back Jeff?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:50,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=NySN_plfiNI
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:55,
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yay!Chinese food is nom, whatcha got?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:38,
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Apparently the journalist lied :(no reunion anyway
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:43,
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*shrug*Shame I guess, not too bothered, might have been good to see them live I s'pose, but I'd rather see Motorhead and they're still going.
How are you my young opposite?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:46,
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I'm looking forward to seeing Motorhead againat some point. I'm okay thanks. I had a sausage. Had a good evening?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:06,
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I look forward to seeing them before lemmy succumbs to the laws of physics.I'm fine thanks, having a quiet evening before four days of full-time fatherhood.
Well done on the saussage.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:10,
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What've you got planned for dad-time?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:13,
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He's going to hit him with a slipper and tell him he'll never amount to much.(
girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:14,
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As if I would ever do such a thing.My slippers are M&S and possibly the most expensive footwear I own.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:18,
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No?I have no clue what foot wear I might own that would be sexy, it's mostly Army Boots. I have some cowbow boots that are quite nifty.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:23,
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Brokeback Boots.Do they cause you to mince?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:24,
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Not that I recall, but it's been a while since I wore them.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:33,
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Millennium Eye, London Aquerium, and some hippy lake my sister wants to do.Also Lego, swimming and Wall-E. Oh and curing his jet lag if the ex hasn't managed that since Monday night.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:17,
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Just got back from a tapas place with my aunt, uncle and granddad. And I've discovered that my granddad's sister is the madame of a brothel in Deptford, and after telling my aunt about the music at the gay club I went to on Sunday, she's going with my mum this weekend. Interesting evening.
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A brothel in Deptford you saycan you get me a discount?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:53,
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If I can sort a discount out I know what I'm doing for the rest of the summer.No wonder my mum's never let me meet many of that side of the family.
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Maybe Comrade is just planning your Christmas gift.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:00,
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Don't come looking to me for a reference.'Whilst I can endorse a Blousie hug, her lack of attention to her BROKEN INTERNET HUSBAND and reluctance to eat Tuna Surprise on a regular basis means I'd be reluctant to employ her again'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:10,
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I've always wanted to have sex with a prostitute.How did you know?
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girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:02,
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At the time, I was the best/cheapest/most convenient/furthest away option.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:12,
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I was running out of room in the message title bar to add 'shit n giggles' *Takes pride in the fact that I was funny enough for two*
*Appreciates that this might not be exactly what you mean*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:17,
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You'd be surprised what you could fit in the message bar, like if you thought about it you really could fit in the time your mum went on that cruise and found that guy who was really into juggling and playing the ukulele and who knew something about finge(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:28,
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She did gaz me out of concern for my bad back.And that's quite a mumsy thing to do. It made me feel a bit better.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:38,
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Tell me what it's like if you doI'm curious, but will never do it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:10,
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Well I imagine it's like sex with a normal woman but this time you know that she's definetly pretending to enjoy it.(
girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:12,
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The idea of paying for sex makes me feel ill. We did hire one in at a Travel Lodge in Kings Cross once, but we just made her do squat thrusts for half hour.
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WTF!She could at least have made you a cup of tea and tidied up.
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girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:16,
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I think it was eighty quid. There was ten of us in the hotel room so it was less than a tenner each, and we were all absolutely fucked at the time. I remember thinking I was going to burst from laughing so much.
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This is quite possibly the funniest thing you've EVER posted on here Barry.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:25,
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Everything I do, I do it for you. I've had a number of altercations with brasses now I think about it. None sexual, mostly all farcical.
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This makes me all the more determined to meet the Nigerian Whites.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:32,
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By the way I found out tonight if we get through this last European qualifier and into the group stage.Our game against QPR on Oct 1st is 99% going to be moved to the Sunday.
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Once it's confirmed, I might see if I can change my train ticket.At the moment, a 3pm Saturday (or a Sunday) won't be possible. Well, it would be. But I bought povvo-tickets cos it was only twenty-sheets for a return, but I might be able to punt those out and get a new ticket for one of the legs of the journey.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:41,
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What the fuck?You rented the bastard son of Brian Jacks*!!!
Brilliant.
*Expects Barry to be too young to realise what a brilliantly funny comment that is.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:18,
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Sub the word 'Springfield' for 'Deptford'www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYyzoONK6U
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 21:54,
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Hey, yo, yeah.I just finished watching Dr Strangelove. I really enjoyed it. I don't really care what you think about it, but if you haven't already watched it, watch it, yeah?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:20,
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I'm off to bed.Good night all!
Last one to leave turn the lights off.
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girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:20,
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Oh, who gets to turn the lights off?I bet it's cr3. It's always cr3.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:30,
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Often Myself and Cavey are the last upbut she seems to have sodded off.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:34,
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Is this going to turn into some kind of competition now eh?Unless you don't reply before about 6am tomorrow morning, in which case I'm gonna totally prwn you.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:55,
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I win the 'most sad' award(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:00,
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I think Bobby's nailed that.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:07,
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I came back!I was on the phone
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:16,
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ohso everyone else went :( fine I hate you all, too
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:20,
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*plays with lightswitch*(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:27,
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*click click click click click click*(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:31,
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Light's off please young lady(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:31,
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oh hey!I think someone broke the lightbulb somehow
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:32,
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When I was a child I used to absently mindedylick my finger and touch hot light bulbs.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:36,
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most of the lights in my house are gone.I think I curse them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:42,
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They did after the third or fourth timebut I was generally saved by lampshades
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:44,
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i had (still have if I'm honest)a favourite stuffed toy called bunny which has ribbons with knots in which I'd rub against my lip when I was tired. I used to warm them on lightbulbs. I'd forgotten about that until now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:48,
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Ok, I give upYou girls can fight over the prize, I'm for bed.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:50,
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there was a contest?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:52,
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Arsenal are shit and this season is going to suck(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:05,
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Boo fucking hoo.Trying being shit all the time and to have not won a trophy for 132 years. Don't expect any sympathy from anyone ever.
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you bitter criminal(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:55,
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Why aren't you all in bed?It's nearly tomorrow!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:49,
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I very nearly am.And what's your excuse?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:51,
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i've just got to a pointwhere I can't be arsed to go to bed. This sucks.
Tomorrow is the last day of holidays before I start work and I have to take Boson to the vet
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:52,
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Oh noes! What's the matter with the fluffy beast?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:54,
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he's just lost a lot of weightso he's being checked out by the 'exotic pet' specialist
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:55,
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apparently they count as exoticactually I guess Boson does look pretty exotic with his mental hairdo.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:57,
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You think maybe Higgs is eating all the food?Or he could have worms? I hope it's nothing serious...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:00,
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it's possible higgs is eating too muchhiggs is a fat lump - he weighs over 1.3kg while Boson is 600g. Boson seems to be getting to food, though and he's definitely eating, just less I think that monster pig.
I'm hoping it's just something simple, too. They want to check on his castration scar, too, just in case
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:04,
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hahaprobably. I got hot pigs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:10,
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And now I'm giving up. Night Cavy. Go to bed.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:19,
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nightI suppose I should. I'm prevaricating now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:22,
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