Well I imagine it's like sex with a normal woman but this time you know that she's definetly pretending to enjoy it.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:12, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The idea of paying for sex makes me feel ill.
We did hire one in at a Travel Lodge in Kings Cross once, but we just made her do squat thrusts for half hour.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)

WTF!
She could at least have made you a cup of tea and tidied up.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I think it was eighty quid.
There was ten of us in the hotel room so it was less than a tenner each, and we were all absolutely fucked at the time. I remember thinking I was going to burst from laughing so much.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)

This is quite possibly the funniest thing you've EVER posted on here Barry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Everything I do, I do it for you.
I've had a number of altercations with brasses now I think about it. None sexual, mostly all farcical.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

This makes me all the more determined to meet the Nigerian Whites.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)

By the way I found out tonight if we get through this last European qualifier and into the group stage.
Our game against QPR on Oct 1st is 99% going to be moved to the Sunday.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Once it's confirmed, I might see if I can change my train ticket.
At the moment, a 3pm Saturday (or a Sunday) won't be possible. Well, it would be. But I bought povvo-tickets cos it was only twenty-sheets for a return, but I might be able to punt those out and get a new ticket for one of the legs of the journey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:41, Reply)

What the fuck?
You rented the bastard son of Brian Jacks*!!!

Brilliant.

*Expects Barry to be too young to realise what a brilliantly funny comment that is.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:18, Reply)

mad Lizzie from TVam has fallen on hard times

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Oh, I always know that

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)