Is this really the best you could come up with?
I have celulitis again on my leg and my ankle which means my foot has swelled up to twice it's usual size and I have a massive red blotch on my other leg that I am expecting will turn purple soon. I also don't think I should drink on my antibiotics as I turned into a giggling fool last night and was told to go to bed early.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:16, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Sounds painful.
Get yourself a wheelchair.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

It's fucking painful
as if I have been sitting down for a while all the skin tightens up and when I have to walk somewhere it then feels like it's going to rip open all the way up my calf.

Luckily it's good for some sympathy and getting people to make me tea and stuff
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

*proffers virtual Tea*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Thanks!
I'm hoping there are real life brownies left when I get home
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:26, Reply)

If you get a wheelchair, also get yourself a speak n spell, then you can pretend you're Stephen Hawking.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Awww
Are you sure some exotic spider hasn't laid eggs under your skin? Stab it with a pen to be sure.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)

you're so helpful

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I'm a saint

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:42, Reply)