When the town hall behind my house was blaring out music at horrifically loud volumes a few weeks back.
All the neighbours put on a united front and went round absolutely fuming, ready to have a go at everyone inside - got there and it was a six year old girl's birthday party. Backed down after that, great days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They should have cunt punched her

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I was there as well, seeing as I was only fourteen years older than her I volunteered to kick her in the cunt.
I got talked out of it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Don't forget the exercise program you implemented for the working girls of Kings Cross.
That was public spirited of you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I can confirm there was nothing public spirited about that incident.
It was purely for the megalolz.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

And I maintain it is possibly the funniest thing I've ever read on here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

*takes a bow*
Or should that be squat thrust?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I'm not sure whether to be happy the girl didn't have to have sex with you or angry that you made a fool of her.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Or if you should be pissing yourself laughing at the absurdity of the event.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

linky please!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1322872
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I like this.

( Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I laughed like a drain when I read it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

hahahahaha
Stoopid prossie
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I reckon she'd rather get paid to do exercises for a bloke's amusement than suck the aforementioned man off or fuck him.
Although it would have been even better if she wanted to shag us all and was devastated she couldn't.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Hahahahaha! right! like that's going through her head.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Whether they're being paid for it or not, I reckon most people would be devastated if they couldn't shag me.
Or failing that they'd be even more upset they couldn't display their squatting abilities in front of me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)