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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alt: Cover myself in crows' feathers, with some extra flanges in appropriate places to simulate wings and a tail
Fashion a false beak from an old kitchen-roll tube and sit on a perch looking quizzically at passers-by.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:02, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Typical Sunday afternoon stuff then?

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)
A man's got to have a hobby...

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:08, Reply)
...that is to say, it wouldn't do to admit to the missus that he previously spent his Sunday afternoons chain-wanking into a shoe.

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Hahaha.
I reckon she'd be quite protective of her shoes too, the feisty minx.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Well, wouldn't you if you thought there was a risk of me knocking one out into them?

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:17, Reply)
You just stay away from my Vans, yeah?

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:18, Reply)
I like the quizzical look

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)
did that change?
was that magic?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Shh!
I may have cocked up slightly.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)
A MIRACLE!

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Will you be friends with a flying elephant?

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)
You bet.
All I need is three other people to harmonise with me in my barbershop crowtet.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:11, Reply)

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