People who go to church give money.
Why should I be any different?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

They are clearly Morons
And while there's a noble history of the church scamming money from the stupid and the gullible, I had hoped for more from you Jeff.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Lower your expectations of me.
And then lower them again. And, once you've lowered them for a third time. Give me some money.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I have a jar of coppers you can have.
If you do a little dance for me at the pier I will toss them to you one by one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:51, Reply)

toss them to throw them violently at

notice I avoided using the word toss to mean wank. I am so very mature
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Now you're 'full time' Captain, are you heading over for the great pier adventure?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:55, Reply)

it all depends on my timetable
I doubt I'll finish before 4:30 so I wouldn't be able to get there until 7ish. Not sure when you're planning on doing stuff
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:56, Reply)

I think, we're not heading for London til Saturday morning, not sure though
I'll stand you a pint if this is so.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:59, Reply)

w00t
I should probably decide and plan what I intend to do, but it's in the future and I can't think beyond the start of term
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:01, Reply)

My plan is to let everyone else makes plans and then see what bits of it I can make,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:06, Reply)

I'm hoping she comes in full costume
It'll have made the journey to Weston worth it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:57, Reply)

I'm the lord of the dance.
Unlike Darth, who is the gaylord of the dance.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Then bow down to me
for I am Baron of the Dance
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)

The Barron Knights are you favourite group ever.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:56, Reply)

And I am the man who sits back laughing at the dance, throwing pennies at it.
I've decided I'm having fish and Chips for supper. This will rule mightily.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:56, Reply)

You wait until you see the mud and shit that calls itself a beach in Weston
You'll never eat fish again, just incase the fish you're eating might have once swam within 1000 miles of the place.

*Note, I said place, not plaice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Better gorge myself tonight then, while I still can
*happyface*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I think they do have food in WsM - Or at least, that's the rumour.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:07, Reply)