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Channel 4 have a program on about dwarfsThey freak me out with their mis-shaped heads and odd proportions. But what kind of people freak you out?
ALT: Pulp or no pulp?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:26,
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Old woman (70+) who smoke. Scare the shit out of me.Alt: Massive yes to Pulp, I (accidentally) ended up with twelve tickets for the Brixton show in two weeks after repeatedly trying to place orders as the ticket site kept crashing. Didn't even know til they all turned up.
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Was it the same cat?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:39,
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I've read his name as Applebite a whole bunch of times today.He can't even pole a little bit.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:41,
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he is naive though(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:43,
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that's true.she's not a proper one though. I've never seen her say "Merry Meeting" or "Bright Blessings" to anyone
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:45,
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I can pole a little abitaround about 3 1/2 inches
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:44,
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Oh!This cracked me right up. The whole film's good in parts:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5oNb7WZXiw
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:42,
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not as good as the second filmbut still entertaining. apart from the gross out bits
I like to see Bam get terrified by snakes. He's a fucking dickhead.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:44,
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The thing I don't like about him.Is he's the one who's always a twat and goes far too far with things, but then when it happens to him people like Ryan Dunn (who always got harsh treatment off him) take pity and help him out. But then again that's exactly the same as me.
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he's a whiny cockand thinks the world of himself. He always pussies out before the others do, and as you say, takes it too far when he's not the butt.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:49,
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it's gone to his head though(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:16,
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Tight too, I'll wager.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:49,
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there's a little person that works at the strip clubHe's called t-dawg
And he brings shots around
I have a crush on him
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:44,
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nopeI luuurrrrvvv tdawg, i'd let him put his willy in my mouth
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:51,
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You should tell him that.Lead with that exact line.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:54,
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he gave me a kiss once and everytime he passes he runs his little finger up my armGives me chills, the good kind
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:01,
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He totally wants it.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:07,
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i want to give it to himI wonder if he has a large penis, or if it just looks large compared to the rest of his body
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:11,
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Alt: No PulpThis applies to both Orange Juice, and music.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:45,
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WRONG.They're one of the few guitar based musical acts I still listen to. I'm a disco and hip hop head these days, mostly old disco.
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you are a deviant(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:47,
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Not a bad film actually, all things considered.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:48,
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I actually love Alicia Silverstone(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:49,
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no, I'd admit it if that were the casebut I love her
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:50,
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Fair dos.An ex of mine was obsessed with that film, so I had to watch it about 100 times. This was 15 years ago, I reckon I could just about watch it again.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:52,
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this is one of those situations when it's not just about how she looks(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:54,
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It is pretty direbut still marginally better than most 'dance music'
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:51,
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that particularly song is greatas is Funky Town
and I was made for loving you by Kiss, which may have snuck into the lead in the race for first dance at my wedding
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:52,
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Anything by the Bee gees, awful awful awful(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:53,
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Dance music is fucking rubbish. Old disco tunes are fucking mint, however. How can anyone listen to these and not like them?
youtu.be/QHxc3e2TJXc
youtu.be/r_3EE_ekYp4
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Another couple of belters.youtu.be/otBdxNmEq6k
youtu.be/CfqqvoBfapU
I love Melba Moore. There's just no other kind of music I want to hear when I'm on a night out.
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Sorry Baz, i just hate it allthere aren't many musical genres i can say that for, for i can't think of a single Disco song that i like
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:02,
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The cheesy rubbish that people (I'm not saying you) consider disco is all shit, yes.I adore the other stuff though, it just makes me smile. What stuff would you listen to on a night out?
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It all sounds cheesy to meDepends on the night really, are we dancin?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:05,
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It's not all cheesy - none of that 'Saturday Night Fever' bollocks - that's totally bent - but on my life there are some good tunes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:08,
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At the risk of sounding like a complete benderBut 'I feel love' by Donna Summer is a brilliant track, the 12" remix is particularly disco-tastic.
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Ok then, but to be honest i never dance so it's a moot point really(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:11,
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'Bounce Rock Skate Roll' by Vaughan Mason is brilliant.I have some incredible disco records which I bought for the drum breaks used in hip hop - honestly some of it's superb.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:07,
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Nope hate itI think the problem is I dislike the general componant parts of disco music, the classic guitar riff, the funky bass etc so any combination is shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:10,
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this is what you wantwww.youtube.com/watch?v=CM30iNH8TqA
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:55,
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How did I know it would be that?Then again Kiss are knobs. Knobs with a few good choons and a decent live show, but knobs none the less.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:57,
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totallyI loathe Kiss, but I fucking love that song.
(and Detroit Rock City, just a bit)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:59,
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Well, if we're admitting to liking embarrassing music...www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbiYv_lNfFA&feature=related
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:01,
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I have little shame when it comes to musicfor example, I love The Quo
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:02,
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Fucking hell, I feel like I've stumbled into some parallel B3tan universe(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:03,
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Status Quo were utterly brilliant until maybe 1974(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:05,
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Living on an island is a fucking blinder of a track(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:06,
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When did they start?Because being shit for 37 years indicates that this may well be their default setting and pre-74 was a fluke.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:06,
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called themselves Status Quo in 1967 apparentlyI knew that Rockin' all over the world was a cover, but I did not know it was written by the guy from Creedance
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:07,
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Good old Foggers.Ted Nugent and the Amboy Dukes did a cover of it first – I have to say the lyrics are abominable. It’s no ‘Caroline’ for example.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:10,
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Not really familiar with Ted Nugent's workother than as a nutter.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:11,
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Double Live Gonzo is a superb live LPHe is a fucking brilliant guitarist - and one of the worst tossers of all time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:12,
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Also his first LP, and 'Cat Scratch Fever' are excellent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:12,
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I'll have a bit of a listennot bad. I like to see a lead guitarist doing the singing sometimes.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:14,
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You'll love it.Stranglehold and Stormtrooper are both top notch heavy rock tunes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:16,
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nice oneright, I'm off!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:22,
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Pictures of Matchstick Men is a psychedelic pop classic.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:08,
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it is a great tuneOzzy and Type O Negative did a half decent cover.
edit: actually, I'm wrong, ozzy's vocal isn't bad, the rest is shit
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:09,
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You saved me the trouble of typing that.Brilliant track, brilliant video as well.
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B O R E Dedit: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-14557204
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:28,
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people with no facesluckily these people don't exist so it's OK
orange juice is nice in all forms.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:29,
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freshly squeezed by one of those machines is best(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:30,
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there's one place in London which has a stall that makes the yummiest. It smells so very good I had some when I was there once then had deja vu from when the same thing had ocurred 11 years previous.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:32,
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takes more than orange juice to make a place liveable(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:47,
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It takes many things.Very few of them are to be found in Wales. Did you guys have riots BTW?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:48,
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They went out of worried some sheep.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:49,
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no, but on tuesday the woman at the laundrette worried meher "I'm just on the phone to warn my mother...the kids are out on the street..."
me *worries*
her "...stealing the black bin bags. They don't steal the recycling ones, mind"
Don't be too mean about wales - I'll think about it too much and get depressed at being stuck here FOREVER
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:50,
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Hey, i'm sure it has it's good points....greenery.... and I'm pretty sure you live near the sea.... that's nice. and there are a lot less people and scary things like that..... Bets I can do I'm afraid.
Oh and it's quite near the pier, which is good.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:55,
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there is a pier in mumblesit has a big monkey on it which someone nicked years ago, then replaced sometime later, only now it had boobs and was wearing a red bikini
www.allabouttheimage.co.uk/?page=view_image&image_id=251&title=Mumbles+Pier+Monkey%2C+South+Wales
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:57,
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yeah, although the gasmask people where freakier(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:32,
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Not as freaky as the perpetual oddballs who watch the show itself. (, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:35, Reply)
fuck you BarryThere's nowt wrong with Dr. Who, it's a British institution
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:38,
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because all people who watch footballare normal, well adjusted and good looking?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:39,
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Hey, because I watch both Doctor Who and football I must be some sort of god.I insist you send me money.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:41,
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You can't be much of a god if you need money.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:43,
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People who go to church give money.Why should I be any different?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:44,
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They are clearly MoronsAnd while there's a noble history of the church scamming money from the stupid and the gullible, I had hoped for more from you Jeff.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:47,
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Lower your expectations of me.And then lower them again. And, once you've lowered them for a third time. Give me some money.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:48,
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I have a jar of coppers you can have.If you do a little dance for me at the pier I will toss them to you one by one.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:51,
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notice I avoided using the word toss to mean wank. I am so very mature
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:53,
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Now you're 'full time' Captain, are you heading over for the great pier adventure?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:55,
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it all depends on my timetableI doubt I'll finish before 4:30 so I wouldn't be able to get there until 7ish. Not sure when you're planning on doing stuff
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:56,
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I think, we're not heading for London til Saturday morning, not sure thoughI'll stand you a pint if this is so.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:59,
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w00tI should probably decide and plan what I intend to do, but it's in the future and I can't think beyond the start of term
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:01,
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My plan is to let everyone else makes plans and then see what bits of it I can make,(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:06,
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I'm hoping she comes in full costumeIt'll have made the journey to Weston worth it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:57,
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I'm the lord of the dance.Unlike Darth, who is the gaylord of the dance.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:54,
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Then bow down to mefor I am Baron of the Dance
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:54,
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The Barron Knights are you favourite group ever.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:56,
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And I am the man who sits back laughing at the dance, throwing pennies at it.I've decided I'm having fish and Chips for supper. This will rule mightily.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:56,
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You wait until you see the mud and shit that calls itself a beach in Weston You'll never eat fish again, just incase the fish you're eating might have once swam within 1000 miles of the place.
*Note, I said place, not plaice.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:59,
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Better gorge myself tonight then, while I still can*happyface*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:00,
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I think they do have food in WsM - Or at least, that's the rumour.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:07,
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It's a votive offering you div(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:45,
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Pregnant women freak me out a bitAlt: The music yes, the orange juice no
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:59,
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Ah, the worker returns!Had a good day?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:07,
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No. My neck and shoulders are killing me :(on the plus side while my mind was switched off I had two brilliant website ideas (one a charity one) which I really want to follow up and make something of. It'll involve some initial outlay and some really hard work but it could be pretty big
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:11,
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What were you doing today that caused pain to your neck and shoulders?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:13,
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Repetitive movementputting stuff in envelopes and lifting heavyish mail bags
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:15,
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How many agencies have you registered with?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:20,
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i dont like their belly buttons(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:39,
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He was earlier.Has he invited you to do some squat thrusts for him?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:32,
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You fuck off.I've got a tune for him and he seems to be here more than on facefook.
I hope I don't bumo into you next time I'm in the apital.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:50,
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are you typing with your face(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:52,
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No, I'm just really against bumoing in the apital(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:59,
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peter dinklage in GoT totally makes a mockery of my 'no dwarves' policy(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:37,
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I saw dinkle and GoT and and dwarves and got scared(
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