Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit - bar 'knock knock' jokes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Knock Knock

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Unless it's 'Idunnup' I am not interested.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

or 'doctor'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Knock Knock

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

or 'a little old lady'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Knock Knock

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Who's there?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

the comedy police

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Go away.
You're not needed.

Aren't there some rioters you could be arresting.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

the comedy police

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

oh for fucks sake
"The Comedy Police Who?"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

The Comedy Police who are going to arrest Monty and stunned for being shit at knock knock jokes
when everyone knows knock knock jokes are always exceptionally funny at all times.

I hope they both get raped in comedy prison.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

HAHAHA
it's true that rape is very funny.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Particularly within the confines of a comedy prison
I imagine the rapists wear clown costumes or something.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I heard they honk their red noses
as they're about to spray their hot spunk over Monty and Stunned's buttocks.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Hahaha!
Comedy prison.

I'll send you a VO.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I don't answer my door unless I'm expecting someone.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Knock Knock

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

*turns up TV*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Knock Knock

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Now I know what it must feel like to be an ex girlfriend of yours.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Knock Knock

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

*chucks bucket of urine and faeces out of upstairs window*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

why, are you imaginary and/or inflateable?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)

A clever, funny man once said that sarcasm is not only the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intellect. If you are neither clever nor funny it's probably best to stick to knock-knock jokes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

In that case...
Knock knock
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Come in.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Thank you. Tell me...
Have you considered letting Jesus into your life?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)

*hugs tangledupinblue*
*gets down on knees*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)

*unzips*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:27, Reply)