Really
What's my real (full) name?
Favourite colour?
Number of piercings?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:11, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Research takes time.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

*checks watch*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)

MARTIN THE TELEVISION ANALISERATOR FROM BICESTER

I LIKE IT PINK

I GET MY BOT BOT PIERCED AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Perhaps I'm being unimaginative
but how would one pierce one's bottom?
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

There are ways
My piercings are all in the ears though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Well I suppose there are subdermals
but even so...eww.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Yeah, that mystifies me
But people are weird. Remember the Vengaboys? People PAID MONEY to listen to them.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Curse you unto Hades
and a thousand tiny burning pieces, I will have the bloody Vengabus song in my head ALL AFTERNOON NOW.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)

You're welcome
There is a remedy. It's called better music. Or "music".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I forgot my ipod today
and the guy that's moved in to the lab next to us has forbidden any radios etc. Bloody labnazi cunt.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:37, Reply)

If you were to start humming the Vengabus song, he might change his mind
Or beat you to death with a shovel, depending on his temperament.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I could sing to you?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Aaaa-gaaaaa-doo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Al's making a gay sex joke.
He's suggesting that Darth gets his arse regularly pierced by steaming hot manmeat.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)

It's funny because, although Darth is a heterosexual involved in a long term relationship with a hot woman
because he has a slightly effeminate hair cut and engages in a hobby which many people would view as "girly" we like to pretend that he is actually a homosexual who hasn't yet "come out"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Nearly two years of b3ta conditioning are forcing me to scan this for veiled insults
It appears that Al has written a decent and honest appraisal of me.

I sense an LTI in your future, Mr thegeordie.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Fuck that shit, you looked yet?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)

an LTI?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)

A job driving a black cab?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Leave The Internet
Being nice to me is in direct contravention of the laws of B3ta.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Haven't you heard Darth
I'm a non conformist, I do crazy shit that nobody my age should do, I grow vegetables and sometimes ride a bike, I say things on here that I wouldn't say to peoples faces (apparently). I'm a dangerous rebel.

I care not for your "rules of b3ta".
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)

*steps back*
OK, OK, whatever man, just don't hurt me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)

*takes rapid step forward, stopping just short of Darths face*
*stares*

*breaks into grin*

*chuckles, shakes head and walks off, swinging leather jacket over one shoulder*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPVdMOhk1-U&feature=related
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)