My flatmates once epilated the top of my feet
that fucking hurt.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:20, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oof, that sounds nasty.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I can imagine it did
although probably not quite as much as it hurt the first time I released it on my poor, unsuspecting undercarriage.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

getting stoned stops it hurting
not that I've had my pubic region epilated
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Well, don't ever get it waxed.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I don't intend to
I'm pretty much hairy all over, so waxing would leave me looking like I've been prepped for surgery
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

this.
I had my back done in prep for tattoo and it looked like someone had nicked the back of my jumper.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Apparently if you use an ice pack first it hurts less.
Our flatmate used to warn us that she was about to epliate her legs so that a) were didn't get concerned by the whimpers of pain and b) we didn't think the buzzing noise was her having a quick wank.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I had heard that warm water is better than cold
for the same reason that you use hot water when wet shaving your face. Either way, it still bloody canes.

And, having disastrously attempted to cut my fringe whilst pissed before, I can say with absolute certainty that it's not a good idea to trim any pubic topiary whilst high.
(berk, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)

that's an excellent bluff she had going there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Good excuse

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)

wouldn't that make the skin tighter? surely a warm flannel would be better to open the pores.
doesn't an epilator pluck?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)

it does
my mrs' one came with one of those gel cool pack things, but I suspect that is to soothe the area after epilation
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Haha, getting them mixed up
Freeze it, rip out hairs, then pour hot water over the top.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

It's to numb it so you can't actually feel the hairs being ripped out of your body
one at a time.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

it's an unpleasant experience
I'll live with my hairy back until I can get someone with a laser involved
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Or a ZOMBIE or some KITTUMS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I fail to see how they would help

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Just running through the B3ta spastic checklist.
'WHAT ABOUT ZOMBIE KITTUMS WITH LASERS' etc etc etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

do pipe down, there's a good chap

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)

your missus proper sorts you out doesn't she. nice touch.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure what you mean

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

He means 'she sho nuff sucks a mean dick, yo'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

well, that's true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

It certainly is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)

When you write about her she often has done something nice or helpful for you.
It's endearing.

edit: what monty said too.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)

she is quite a catch
fuck knows what she is doing with me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Biding her time, waiting for me to become available.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)

she prefers men who are more affluent
and less effluent
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)

going ugly early ?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)

at least I won't get worse as I get older
quite the opposite so far. She got with me when I was still fat, and had no beard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)