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So a medium sized night ends at 5am?I'm looking at the internet skeptically right now
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The night ended about 1, I just didn't get to sleep straight away.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:56,
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I reckon there's got to be a link between usage of b3ta and sleep deprivationToo many of us suffer from frequent insomnia for it to be a coincidence.
Same as the "huge penis" thing.
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It was a small one. It only finished at 5am because he had to get a BUS home.
A fucking BUS. I ask you?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)
he got the bus at 1ambut he had to suck off all of the scumbags he met on there
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:04,
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I wasn't the one sucking the scumbags off on a BUS. I'll refer you to m'learned colleague. I was speeding the through the night in a London Taxi.
Not on a bus that smelt like a horses jacksy.
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I did mean Monty when I said he was sucking people off(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:11,
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Darth called me a human vacuum Vippers. I mean, unless he was talking about MD's.
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It was an honest mistake and I apologiseSYFTS - the human centipede
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)
You caught a taxi in London? Without anyone to share the fare?Drinks are on you after the game in January then. Tickets, too.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)
*gets out wad**shoves £50 in Darth's knickers*
Get yourself something nice, treacle.
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you really do not help yourself(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:17,
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I know, right? You have to queue in the street to get on them, apparently.
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Like a common harlot?Appalling.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:08,
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There were supermodels, I'm telling you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:04,
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Lies!Everyone knows that supermodels only travel by Honda Accord.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:09,
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Not these randy bitches.Honest to God I was fighting them off with their own discarded lingerie.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:26,
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Yeah shut up.I was home in fifteen minutes because I don't live in the fucking countryside like certain benders.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:03,
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Cuntryside? You want to come to Lewisham and say that?
Fucking carrott crunchers coming to London from fuck knows where, stealing our oxygen.
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I do not wish to come to Lewisham and say that - or indeed anything else, except 'please, please get me out of this ghastly shithole and take me back to fashionable central London, I beg you'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:09,
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you should go to Lewisham and eat at Mese Mengalor whatever it is called
you should also listen to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LERQdakduxQ
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:11,
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I cannot whilst at work, sadly.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:13,
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shameI think you will enjoy these people. They have done a creditable job of making it sound like they are making music in the 70s
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:18,
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I agreeIf there is a contemporary band producing credible music that would appeal to Monty, then these are it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:23,
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have you heard King Khan and the Shrines?Similarly 70's style.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:35,
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