Bah
I don't write a thread in months and now you come and spoil it. Buh.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well I am currently hating all things Spanish.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)

The trouble with the Spanish is that they're all like
"Hello, my name is El Salvador, I eat piella during festivals and sometimes chase bulls down streets just for the hell of it and then and put lots of sugar and fruit in my wine". All of them. It really gets on my tits.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)

What about the Portugese? do they annoy you?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Yeah', when I'm walking down the streets of portugal, minding my own buisnes, on the way to the cafe to get a real breakfast to go with my stella (being careful not to spill some hienz baked beens down my england top)
and they're all like "Hello, my name is El Salvadoro, I eat garlic soup that has 1st grade saffron in that my wife and family picked from the fields. Sometimes, just for the hell of it, we splinter off from the main goverment and create a basque sepporatist movement. And I _also_ just like El Salvador, put lots of sugar and fruit in my wine on a hot summer's day".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Why are you hating us?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

My only conclusion is that the bloke who did his tattoos is Spanish.
Even I'd hate us if he inflicted the same rubbish onto my skin.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I understand
In that case I won't complain; although I can't agree.

Are you going to be around London the next weekend? We are considering going to the carnival. Never been there and I'm a bit affraid about going with the bump, what do you think?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Because Cesc Fabregas went back to Barcelona and became the second Arsenal player to break my heart.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

But his heart never left Barcelona
you knew that when you got him, and it was proved during the world cup.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Hahahaha.
You're a grown man. Yes hate footballers, I fucking hate loads. But to like one of them enough to be able to say he broke your heart cos he left, well, I don't really know what to say except that that is saaa-aaaa-aaaad.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Punch him in the cock.
How is the bump?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Punching everywhere
never stops. It's funny and annoying at the same time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:57, Reply)