Town was absolutely bloody earlier.
Hordes of horrible oiks with their ill-behaved, screaming children. Scum.

And because they breed twice as fast as the rest of us, we're going to be completely overrun inside of 40 years.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:41, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You've seen Idiocracy then?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I haven't, but somebody has told me the premise.
It's on my list. I imagine it will make me grumpy.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Uxbridge?
What did you expect?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

i clawed my way out of there almost 4 years ago now
i used to see kroney slouching around the town. can't believe he hasn't chewed his own way out yet - secretly he must love it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I have reasons, I've been wanting to leave for ages.

( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

the only reasons to stay
are the slabs of lasagne and amazing chips at martins bistro and the shockingly unbelievably good food at the shit-looking and sounding pop-i-andy's cafe in the ghastly pavilions.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I don't think that's there anymore.

( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)