HAS ANYONE SEEN GONZ AROUND? I NEED TO SHOW HIM THIS !!!!!
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3756305/Dog-Otis-skydives-with-owner-Will-Da-Silva.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News


( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:31, 29 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OMG!
Gonz would totally flip his lid with joy if he saw this \o/
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:40, Reply)

That dog does not look happy.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

"This is a fucking weird pack"
"but rules is rules"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)

It turns out that if you tell a girl you can't call her at 6 on Saturday like normal
because the Baggies match kicks off at 5:30, even when it turns out she has to work so would have called it off herself, you're still wrong.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)

You have a penis (I assume), therefore you are wrong.
Might as well get used to it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Call her back at full time and just chant down the phone.
Bob. Bob, Super Bob.
Bob. Bob, Super Bob.
Bob. Bob, Super Bob.
Bob. Bob, Super Bob.
Super Bobby Taylor.

She'll be like putty mate. Stand on me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I shall give her the full Mulumbu
... I was going to elaborate but now I think I'll leave it at that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Hang on, you've no basis WHATSOEVER to doubt my written text.
When have I ever steered you wrong?

(And go on, give us the full Mulumbu)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Ha! Brilliant.
A dog has dragged a man out of a plane.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)

ECH - cho - cho - cho - cho
Christ, it's dead in here tonight. Have we all got lives or something?
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I've been out berk, but I came back 'cos my back in still sore.
Fancy a indie disco? That'll show 'em.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)

I'm a bit monged for that, tbh
feel free to whack some tunes up though, I may just not be quite as quick on the reply as usual.

At least your back is getting better, though, right?
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)

It is, but it is still fuckin' sore.... You want a tune. You need a tune and you're a bit fucked.....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWmrfgj0MZI&ob=av2e

This tune ticks both the mentalist and ciderhead boxes. Enjoy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I do like this
but it's a bit downbeat for at the minute. I'm listening to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P3lhrwio-M
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)

That is one hell of a tune.
When you and TC next come to Bristol. I'll take you Indie dancin!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Deal!
And to the cider boat.
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Or course (assuming I'm not barred by that point!)
And to appeal to you even further, www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk2xaeXnxlM you know you'll love it. You know you've listened to it already this week, but have you seen it performed this well this week? Go on, be honest....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:36, Reply)

I thought you were behaving yourself recently?
I love this. Love it.
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I am behaving myself.
I always behave myself. It's just that my 'standards' don't always match that of others - God only know why....

I'd link 'Grounds for Divorce' but I dare say you'll be clicking that next, regardless of what I post.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)

I have been listening to Amy Winehouse's version
of 'Hey Little Rich Girl' a lot recently - I'm ashamed to say, I think it's better than the original.
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:43, Reply)

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN THE SPECIALS!
Once we get that fact out of the way, please enjoy the following live performance.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETN7Rw8S9dg
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Haha!
No, listen to it, right. The version on Back to Black - it's really very, very good. In my opinion at least. Doubtless Monty would pronounce it 'fucking shit'.
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I haven't, or not tonight
but I'm not feeling bright enough to actually start and conversations. Probably watermelon poisoning.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)

You laugh, right
but I actually got food poisoning from watermelon when I went to Italy.
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)

don;t laugh, I fear
and try to convince myself I just feel bloaty, and not at all sick, oh no.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)

It's generally the water they wash it with/make ice to keep it cool with
watermelon poisoning from uk supermarkets is probably much more rare.
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:35, Reply)

well, this is good.
I think it's time for bed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Stock, Atken and Watermelon poisioning isn't that bad, consider my back.
*I should be so lucky*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)

TRIVIUM: When b3ta had a swear filter a few years back, "fuck" got changed to "watermelon".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:07, Reply)