I am at a wedding
the dj is pants and everyone is coupled up bar me. I'm ready for my bed but I can't go yet, it'd be well rude.
(berk, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:10, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

See if he'll play some Jesus and Mary Chain
Then dance on your own.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I love JAMC

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)

The last serious woman in my life
Had a targa - top Fiat X1/9 with a CD system and was also a JAMC lover.

We rolled through Otley Marketplace one Saturday lunchtime with "April Skies" at full belt.

When we came back it was my choice - The The - Angel of Redemption.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)

JAMC were fucking sleazy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)

The feedback under "Never Understand" is something else
Can't be arsed looking it up but didn't William Reid die recently?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)

not so far as I know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Wikipedia says no too.
But in searching I found this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=noeTCf8PLuc
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I love the whole Motown/ feedback thing.
Glasvegas gave it a bash too but are very very patch. Also I adore Primal Scream.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:46, Reply)

With you on that.
Glasvegas started out well but have fallen off.

Primal Scream - the band that made Xterminator and now sound like a Status Quo tribute act....

Ever heard any Little Barry? Maybe a bit too guitar for you but he's superb.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:56, Reply)

The Scream are fucking superb live.
Vanishing Point is their best by far.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Yes - several times
Not the best but pretty damned good.

Edit - there's only you and me left, it appears.

I don't want to do this but I will.

Tomorrow morning I must get my black suit out and drive to Cumbria for the funeral.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu_qjcsF6Gs

This will be in my head.

Thanks all.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Feign a migraine or pretend to throw up.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)

haha, it's more due to the fact
that i'm sharing a cab back to the hotel with a load of other people and I can't afford to spring for one on my own.
(berk, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Shag a bridesmaid/best man bloke in the bogs.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Are you trying to turn Berk from afar?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:34, Reply)

There's an uncomfortable degree of ambivalence in this comment

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Why ain't the tennis fella there?
I was just talking to my mate about all my years of not being coupled up and how I quite enjoyed the company of happy young attached folk and being the gooseberry/singleton of honour. Maybe I'm Jessica Fletcher.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:19, Reply)