Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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sadly not.I had budgetted for the weekend, but badly it seems.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Can you not order a drink, then root in your purse, then count your coppers, then exclaim that you've lost a twenty pound note,then cry and see who'll take pity on you?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:17,
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I'm really not very good at that sort of thingI don't look sweet and innocent and woeful enough, and I can't act worth a damn.
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Or think of a drink that would have cost you twenty quid!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:24,
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But I'd imagine she wouldn't be sitting on the roadside in Scotland waiting for a show to start.So this point doesn't really help out our friend berk.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:30,
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I just wanted to join in, jeff. Why all the mean?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:31,
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But berk is suffering b3th.For god sake. Won't someone think of the children!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:32,
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The worst is when girls ask for tabs in smoking areas cos they think blokes will just say yes. I always reply "sorry, you're not fit enough for me to warrant giving you one". Smooth or what.
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Alternative answer: "Sure, that'll be 30p."(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:31,
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You should take out a packet of Lamberts, just for the ugly clunge.That'll put 'em in their place.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:31,
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