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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Eventually it'll end up in a gun rampage.
It's the only appropriate behaviour for REAL MEN
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
guns are for wimps and girls and teenage emoths.
Men use knives.

Gentlemen use swords.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:30, Reply)
and perverts use their cock

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)
I wonder how many people you could kill with your cock......
and what the best method would be.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)
i suspect very
few with mine
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)
You can use mine love

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)
cheers
that should up my hit rate to 'one slight bruising'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)
Why would she downgrade to an even less powerful weapon?
BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)
Steel's not terribly well suited for an office massacre.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:32, Reply)
it is if you mean it.
and much more satisfying. Fuck it I could garrot my whole department with a printer cable.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Have a look at the office weaponry website.
Much more creative.

www.officeguns.com/
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)
creative yes, fatal no.
Looking at my desk, where I to rampage I'd be shanking people with a sharpened screwdriver most likely.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)
I've got a few ball point pens on mine
That'd do it, well enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)
i have a flashgun
and craft knives on my work desk. but i don't want to kill anyone yet. Wait until september, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)
I used to have a great bif adjustable spanner sitting on my desk, just so I could meditatively slap it against my palm when ever anyone asked me to do anything.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)

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