I'll imagine it came as a surprise first time round.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:40, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

and the he spent
the rest of his trip playing with it. the other stuff is just made up to make it look like he did proper things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Kinda, it's not automatic
Each loo has a control pad, where you can control seat temperature, nozzle spray temp and pressure (and angle on some), deodoriser, lid raising/lowering and even looping flushing sounds to assist the poo-shy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

woah
it sounds like you went to the future
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:44, Reply)

it was the poo-ture

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:44, Reply)

nicely done, sir

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

It felt like it
Made me resent the poor offerings in the UK.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

have you forgotten how
to wipe your own arse now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

In technologically backward England
You wipe your own arse.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

"Hmmm, what does this button do?"

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

TAMPAX REMOVER!
Do not press.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I can imagine someone's face on encountering this.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)