you know what you need a couple of weeks before you get married?
a viral thing that not only gives you a fever, but also covers you in red fucking spots that can possibly take 6-8 weeks to go away.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:17, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh dear
If push comes to shove, can you wear makeup for the big day?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

potentially, but I wouldn't be happy about it.
I'm hoping it goes away quickly because it has come on pretty quickly.

I should be looking forward to my wedding and honeymoon, but so much shit has happened in the last couple of months, some good, some bad, and some just fucking weird, that it has prevented me from doing so.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Crap news mate, hope it does go away quickly.
Any idea what caused it? I had an interesting reaction to a plant a I waded through at the weekend!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)

thanks
it's a viral thing but I suspect being pretty rundown and stressed hasn't helped my immune system
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I also had an interesting reaction to a plant on the weekend.
LOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:29, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAH
Why does this not surprise me. What you up to tonight Senor Boyce?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Nah, I don't need that
getting something like that would be really fucking shit.

Is it measles?

If you've got measles I'm not coming to your wedding, which by the way, I have not received my invitation for yet.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

pityriasis rosea apparently
not harmful, just fucking annoying.

Mine doesn't look anywhere near as bad as the pictures on google fortunately
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

my friend had that when we were about 17
she was panicking but it actually cleared up in about a week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)

this is the sort of thing that I like to hear

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:30, Reply)

c'est vrai
of course everyone's body is different, but she was clear in no time. she was really worried about our 6th form ball, and was fine!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Oh, well the stress of preparing for a 6th form ball
is astronomical compared to a measly wedding.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

the wedding hasn't stressed me out at all
it's the financial woes (now sorted), new jobs, the operation that my mrs had, the illnesses we've both had and so on...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)

it was the same disease
the cause is irrelevant. you spastic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:40, Reply)

well, I generally heal pretty quickly
so fingers are crossed.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Those look like lesions
are you sure you don't have face AIDS?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

CHCB had something nasty just before her wedding too.
Must be stress induced.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

cat allergy innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Grow your beard over your entire face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

unfortunately it doesn't grow on my nose and forehead
or eyelids
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)

But i thought you were from Devon?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I live here
but am not from here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Where are you from originally?
I'm going to guess...Hereford
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Bucks.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

oh, me too...I hail from the shit hole that is Iver

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)

High Wycombe

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Oh dear...I can see why you moved to the sticks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

It's AIDS.
Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)