My schools music wing got broken into last year and 18 Apple Macs got nicked.
A proper job and everything, they were nailed down too and they were still stolen.
(888777555, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:24, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Look it's only fucking Freefair!
18 Apple Macs, what school did you go to?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)

do
not did
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I thought he'd just got his A level results?

( Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Nope, I get my GCSE results on Thursday.

(888777555, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:31, Reply)

HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Oh that's fucking precious.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Good luck
in all seriousness.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Thank you.
I'm confident there is nothing I haven't passed with at least a B, the only anticipation in me is to see if I have any A's or A*'s.
(888777555, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I'm sure your teachers would tell you that this isn't true
But no-one gives a shit about your GCSE results in the real world, so don't be gutted if one or two are below where you'd have hoped.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:44, Reply)

If you haven't managed at least 3 or 4 A*s
then you must be some sort of witless spastic.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I recon I have got A* in Biology, Physics, Chemistry and Business Studies, and obviously in the utterly without difficulty subject that is Citizenship.

(888777555, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:50, Reply)

^this
easiest exams you will ever take
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Al, don't build the boy's hopes up
By saying that you imply that if he has got 3 or 4 A*'s, we might stop calling him a witless spastic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Sorry I should have clarified
by failing to achieve 3 or 4 A*s you automatically qualify for witless spastic status, but achieving that bare minimum still does not mean that you are not in fact a witless spastic.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)

GCSEs are piss easy
if he fails them, it'll mean he's such a mong he doesn't deserve to be let back on the internet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I am not the kind of person who would leave school with no qualifications.
So I have made bloody sure I have passed them all.
(888777555, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)

You only need to read a book to do that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)

True.
but I read those books.
(888777555, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Seriously, GCSEs are just warm-up exams
A levels are important in that they get you to your university of choice, but that's all. Good on you for being ambitious though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Damn those Eastern European gyppoes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Where have you been, kid?
We speculated that you've been in a permananent state of self-pollution since The Luggage wrote his magnum opus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:40, Reply)

On holiday.
In Wales.
(888777555, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:44, Reply)

did you see Cavey?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Not knowingly.

(888777555, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)